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“Aaron Minyard was oft-referred to as "the
normal one" of the two, though that was usually followed by a debate over whether or not he could be sane when he shared genes
with Andrew.”

this is frying me😭😭😭

lfmao i knew it was gonna end up being her

“Why is there something that even exists that she won’t forgive me over? If she loves me.” I shrug and I mean it. “Shouldn’t it be enough? Love conquers all and that shit?”

oh how i hate men

“Even if I don’t, no one can talk shit on her except me” ?????😭

“I hate it when they gang up on him. It’s only ever about me.” girl do smth abt it lord

“ Did you think I didn’t know? You’re confusing me for someone who has a little bit of self-respect”

*cough magnolia*

ragebait

may this kind of “relationship” and dumbing down this much for a man never find me😍

“But you had a girlfriend then,” BJ tells him, in case he forgot. “So, once again, bit inappropriate…”
“Sure, yeah I guess. But sorry”—Tom pauses—“didn’t you cheat on her?”

get him for me again omg he is so annoying

Ophelia, this doesn’t have to be anything more than one heartbeat helping another.❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

“It’s a rare occasion that ethics and smart business align.”
“I don’t pay you to depress me more.”

YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

“Catastrophically drunk before 10 p.m. is embarrassing.” 😭😭😭

“Éléanor isn’t really interested in anything that isn’t Taylor Swift.”

awww & her making him a friendship bracelet <3

“Twenty-one.”
“Quite old.”
“All right, DiCaprio, calm down.”


IM CRYING OMGGG😭😭😭😭😭

😋😋😋

the beginning had me confused for a really long second i thought i opened the wrong book and was reading dangerous girls

I miss you, I blink in Morse code.
I still love you, say the turned-down edges of his perfect mouth.


all i hear is gracie abrams

we moving finally (can’t wait to finish)

the hell