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i’m sure she’ll end up with the dark edgy guy, but i really want a true throuple to happen here

“Ostriches are things that happen to other people”
so real

i think part of why i love kingfisher so much is because their humor reminds me of one of my beloved coworkers and it’s simply so nice to get a little dose of them throughout their books

5 year time skip was crazy, but i love these characters so much. welcome back alyss, ive been thinking of you girl

HOW TF ARE WE COMING BACK FROM THAT

right… so how did we sneak the sword in again?? interestingish story so far, and yeah okay i am a fan of longing and yearning, what about it???? but there are some things that just don’t seem fully thought through, like how was this big ass sword smuggled in…?

i’m not reading this edition but the cover for it is making me laugh so hard

has it been too long since i’ve been around a 9 year old? is this how they speak at all ???

“a Daunt books shoulder bag” crazy how only now in my life would i have any context on who James Daunt is

oh we’re so back

i knew this old dude was up to no good

along with magical rocks, it seems i’m also in need of a magical sword. a magical sword that’s a man, that’s also a sword? yeah

what the fuck was that

i wish to have the trust that jamie has in this crazy ass girl. also how many people are time traveling to THIS specific time period and place ??? i’ve gotta go to scotland and touch some rocks

jamie fraser really is the perfect man

people, we have met our guiltiest feeling paladin yet!

“spongiform erectile tissue” yeahhhhh, very smooth piper, very smooth

unlikeable main character 😀 except i wanna like, BUT SHE KEEPS DOING DUMB SHIT AND PISSING ME OFF

vivian, girl, GET IT TOGETHER !!

all this talk of layers and we don’t even get any visual of him taking them off?

how many times is this girl gonna be pressed up against a wall? or a tree? or a dresser? i should’ve been keeping count

“good girl” IN 1812!?! WHAT ARE WE DOING

learned that cattails are actually called bulrushes

none of your book boyfriends have anything on Stephen, my lovely paladin who knits socks

“His soul became part of the helm, hoping that someone would be fool enough to pick it up and put it on. Enter Sturm Brightblade”
Sturm constantly getting dogged on will never not be funny

I know that Kender are essentially the Dragon Lance version of Hobbits… but Kender are so much better i’m sorry

everything that’s happening in this third act simply doesn’t exist to me

the smut in this book was a jumpscare, but a very welcome one

need this in my bloodstream