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I ain’t never met a Catarina that I liked 👺

Big Dumb Hot Bone Head

Jesus they really need to stop dancing around each other and talk. Like yeah we just screwed each other but no we’re not going to talk about it

Ooooooh do we get to fuck a god? Or like god adjacent? 💀💀💀👀

There’s nothing worth padlocking. BUT THE TRUTH 👀

She’s gaaaay and they’re so cute. It’ll be fun trying to figure out who’s the real killer. Felix has to be actually dead

“Does this man look very human to you?” I’m dying. Also Kira babe, just let the blue man take care of you

Fuck Chris. I hate him and Heathers mother needs to get it in gear. How the hell can she not notice how rigid her kid has to be. And Mother better be ok

They are too stinking cute! I’m kicking my feet and giggling