Simon Bostock > Recent Status Updates

I chuckled at the description of Bryn Bridenthal, Motley Crüe publicist who knew nothing about heroin in the '80s but today, having worked with Nirvana and Courtney Love, is much better informed.

No, Ellen, Louisa hasn't stolen your new friend. Angie is allowed to do something other than barbecue with you and your family every night.

Ellen's mother is such an arsehole "This said Mum dramatically, 'is typical of you Ellen. You make everything about yourself, just like you did with your wedding!"

"You know how people are" - yeah fucking racist, the church ppl are fucking racist.

"I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me,"

Language from a different time.