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chapter 4 was like reading a diary entry by elon musk but turned up to 10000. oh my god.

top quote from the chapter: “by the end of the night i could tell id snatched her wig, and we shared a beautiful, impactful kiss that really slapped.”

it’s nearly 2am. i could not stop reading the third chapter. i have never laughed at a book that much in my entire life, oh my god. i don’t even know what to say

I do not like how much i saw my past self in the second chapters character!!! far too relatable as a fellow bpd ridden woman. thank fuck i’ve had therapy. my god.

dear god. i was laughing the entire first chapter until the last line…

this is horrendous but brilliant so far

god what a strange book. why can’t i stop reading it

i’m so excited to bore everyone with info about fig wasps