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I would die of embarrassment if my fellow Everest climbers noticed me struggling to use my crampons :/

I waited like 4 hours in line to get this book signed by the author so it better be good

Whole lot of awesomesauce spren lingering around this book

The wolf man has postponed his suicide because a baddie at the bar started giving orders to him like a dog and called him a good boy, and thats so real of him

My inner wolf is howling 🐺

Minesweeper has been impeding my reading

My beloved Whitby never fails to amuse me. Him and the lighthouse keeper are the only characters I am interested in currently.

I am losing interest. Something truly stupendous needs to happen soon. It’s just a bunch of self discovery, confusing shit 💡

I hate Control/john so much. His whole character is just being scared, confused, and horny and provides nothing to the story of area X. I hope he gets fucking obliterated by some creature.

there is a lame ass flashback every other page bruh
It’s a short book so I will push through.

Whitby saying “There use to be spoons and forks in the cafeteria but now only sporks 😔” trying to interrupt an aggressive conversation is so hilarious. I love that silly little guy

there is a big sale on audible going on so i’ve been balling out on audiobooks

There’s an mpreg story lol. And the story is located in utah 😳 surprisingly probably my favorite story so far

not as spooky as I hoped

yeah not gonna lie, I hate this.

I hate british people as much as the next guy but the book has only been about people hating each other and not very interested in the magic system so far

This is suppose to be horror short stories, why is there a tearjerker in here 😭💔

I forgot it be spooky book season

Switching to the audiobook was definitely the right choice. 😴

this book has put me into a reading slump. I am not sure if I can finish it but I shall try

Holy moly this book is so wordy. The prose is kinda interesting but I have to skim thru so much filler that’s it’s very hard to stay awake and comprehend anything.

I have no idea what the hell is going on and I have a feeling I still won’t after finishing the book lol

holy shit this guy is crazy

Listen to this during a hellish car ride in the middle of nowhere so I was pretty immersed with the story

I was wrong, Gam sucks. I love Anaximander the dog now.

I love Gam. He has a stupid ass name but he is a good character.

they got the hunger games in this

I am not enjoying this whole trying to get his dick wet arc. I need more of my mouse Algernon 😔🐁