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i don't think ive ever read something that wasn't a sex scene that felt so much like a sex scene like hello. what is this

claudia!!! my bestie!!!

what does "fearing some secret of bees" even MEAN???

so much of the religion talk in these books is so incomprehensible but like talking about the power of blood as it relates to religion and also vampires is actually very cool

"He might have been made by God to be painted by Andrea del Sarto, so deliberately perfect did he seem." <- david talbot is NOT immune to ldpdl's sadguy charms ig

anne rice was so cowardly for having her old man character get swapped into the body of a hot young guy and only then turned into a vampire

okokok. if vampires can (?) have sex, then that makes whatever the hell armand and daniel were doing in qotd even more bizarre like.....

ooh okay david is narrating this might not be awful

its so funny when armand is all like "my beautiful lover, my one and only fledgeling ... daniel molloy" yknow. the vampire daniel.

can't believe one of the vampire rules is "only turn hot people into vampires"

take a shot every time armand is compared to ganymede

why does this book have so many sex scenes 😭

“Does anybody care about the siege of Constantinople?” <- finally some relatable content in this book

“No, you cannot judge me! A magician you might be, but you are no angel, Marius. Not you with your boys.” CALL HIM OUT!!!!

given everything so far i'm not at all surprised that armand is extremely weird. like. yikes. who wouldn't be after going thru this

MARIUS WHEN I CATCH YOU

marius when i catch you

oh yay he has a whole house full of adolescent boys

cannot believe the previous books have been all but singing marius' praises and here he is assaulting a 12, 13 year old? eughhhhhhhh

i just know this book is going to make me mad but alas here we go

so much page time is dedicated to lestat being horrifically down bad for a septuagenarian 😭😭😭 ok anne rice

aw hell yeah claudia is here