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Why is there always a bead of sweat rolling down her cleavage??

Why is there so much detail about the mona lisa good lord

Only 23% and im already bawling my eyes out😭

Why does the audiobook narrator pronounce her H’s in her words😭

“In a different life, in a fair one, I would’ve kept you until my eternal soul withered away to dust” i literally have tears in my eyes😭

Dnf. God i am so boreddddd. This book has such a cool concept but if this book dissappeared from my house i wouldnt be upset

Im sorry but who wants to stop and study a dick… girl if you dont stop lying those things are ugly

Ive never been so bored in my life… how am i 300 pages in and nothing has happened

Im literally so bored and confused with all the time jumps and new people

Im sorry but why is he shaving her… its giving weird

Not an age gap and virginal trope cmooooon 2 of the worst put together😭😭

Im going to pretend shes 27 and not creepily 22 with a 35 year old🫡

Im not enjoying all of this foreplay milk talk…

Im sorry but did no one proofread these books before publishing???? Ive already found at least 3 mistakes along with choppy sentences

Not loving all the slut shaming and calling her a whore. Feel like “gross human” or something like that to show his disgust would’ve sufficed.

“All i had to was swap my memories for theirs and i could have my family” after all the abuse this line makes me feel so sad for her.