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Girl the twilight slander

This narrator is so quirky (in a good way. I love her.)

Taylor Swift mention was jarring I forgot I don’t enjoy contemporary romance but I’m picturing Ayo Edebiri as January so life is good

Yoko and yoko

Forgot how exhausting mo is

Is the bone gay

Carrie gay moment

I love mr big a little but i cant stop picturing him ugly now

Why is clarice such a fucking idiot to be honest.

I just looked up who big is based on and now I can’t take carrie seriously

Favorites so far: Portrait of a Bulgy Underwear Model: The Bone Pops Out of His Giant Billboard (weirdly depressing) and What Has Two Wheels, Wears Seersucker, and Makes a Sucker of Me? A Bicycle Boy (funniest thing I’ve ever read)

Abso-fucking-lutely

my day yesterday was infinitely worse than the past 6? 7? years that happened in this book. i personally see myself represented in sparrow. does alison bechdel know she doesnt have to make realistic decisions…… why the fuck would you kill off digger……… rip madwimmin………. can clarice and toni finally break up

not one of these relationships seem healthy to me what with the cheating and sneaking around about… everything 😭😭😭😭 except maybe sparrow and stuart which is a little sad because why i my fav ship right now the only heterosexual one… sydney is such a menace

mo wouldn’t last a day on twitter

good riddance harriet tbh

i need a uquiz telling me which of these lesbians i am

this book is really immersive is that the word

mo is so real

im too sleepy for penetration goodnight

im being held together by nothing but this straight couple of academics

Shes baaaaaaaaackkkkk

true love my bones are melting i’m so sad and feel comforted at the same time

everytime theyre in a car i get so giddy

Bella I love you my sweet girl

”So, you realized you’re in love with me,” Greta said, and tapped the foot paddle. “Grievously. On Tuesday.”

Greta leaned forward and kissed Big Swiss’s barely parted lips. Big Swiss smiled. Kissing Big Swiss’s teeth was jarring and humiliating, like kissing a bathroom sink. But maybe that was too unkind. It was like kissing a baptismal font full of holy water.