mai > Recent Status Updates

I don’t remember when I actually started listening to to this cause I ended up taking it out of my current books but it’s been like over a year probably this book is so. Wow. The male narrator is so fuckjng funny but this book is wild considering the premise lol they killed someone❤️

miscom depresses me

Jeremy is hux. Let that sink in.

Mmmm

Meow. We’re so back (So excited for the movie!!!!!!!)

Gosh her books are so chewy

I’ve read Sometimes I Lie by Alice Feeney before a couple years ago but I have zero idea what to expect from this I remember the other book quite fucked with my head so I have some hopes for this

The chicken scene bro. So stinking cute😖❤️ the sex scene completely ruined my vibe however.

Why do people kiss before the halfway markkkk omg. No this is cute its ok its whatever

I love you Jeanie. The narrator is so nasal it’s so cute

I keep not paying attention because I’m looking for my next book I’m kinda tired of thrillers already I want fairy romance but fairies like tinkerbell and not acotar but also not the pixie hollow YA series because I’m not reading clarion/milori ugh where are all the fairy books that aren’t high/dark fantasy and porn. Anyway this book is boring

Prediction her sister’s involved or her stepdad?

Girl what

I’m so bored oh my gosh

Okay im getting mad i find the DID plot twist so lame every single time idk. This is so boring i expected this to be crazy but so far its just sex sex sex i hope something actually cool happens

Ohhh

Im not scared i was expecting to be a little scared but so far its just Louisiana slop

Premise sounds cool

Girl the twilight slander

This narrator is so quirky (in a good way. I love her.)

Taylor Swift mention was jarring I forgot I don’t enjoy contemporary romance but I’m picturing Ayo Edebiri as January so life is good

Yoko and yoko

Forgot how exhausting mo is

Is the bone gay