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Ok ok switching to the book book instead of audiobook was the right call 🥵 the tension!

So far book is a four star read but narrators are a two/three 🫣🎧

It’s just reminding me of Katabasis sooo heavily right now

It’s giving “Running out of time” from junior high

Ok we are drawing lines in the sand - for and against donuts / carbs.

“most males would have quailed in his presence rather than dared to reprimand him.”

Love the randomness of quailed honestly. Anytime I get to highlight a word to figure out what it means - I’m happy.

Ok I’m picturing Jeremy Allen white - let’s go

We’re vibing

I changed my mind I’m feeling cringe not angst

Ok this has become so angsty unexpectedly and I’m watching like 🫣 don’t doooo ittttt

F. I think this book might actually wreck me. Like it took a minute but I am SAT now.

Princess donut is my queen

This will be a five star read mark my words. So much fun.

I’m in love with

Something has finally happened and I’m convinced I need an abridged version of this book bc there’s SO much nothing in it.

Hell is a campus

And were in hell

“Come for me, little nightmare. Show everyone how good the Monster devours his prey.”

Whattttttt 🥵🫣

I’m convinced this is one of those hikes with a great vista that makes everything else worth it

The overuse of the endearment “doll” is making me want to set my eyes on fire. We have to be above 50 uses at this point. Why. Why.

She’s a vibe but when it said “darkness” I wasn’t expecting it to be … dark ?? And that’s on me.

I’m hooooked

Why couldn’t we have just started at War College 😅

“Watch what you fucking say about my wife.”
WHATTTTTTTTT

I was incorrect before. The actual spice is also unhinged. Like someone looked at a drop down menu on a website and said “yes, I’ll take all that please!”

Oh. Ok then. Well.

It’s not even the sex that’s unhinged, it’s the world building.