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“You all want explanations, but if I explained my every action to you, I would have no time for anything else”

“It was like having some hidden interloper in the house, a goblin behind the skirting board, or a sunken eyed intruder crouched in the attic- sneaking out to wander the house, eating our food and washing in our bathroom while we slept.”

The humor reminds me of the princess bride

“There aren’t many social advantages to being fat, but I’ll give it this, nobody ever thinks you’re a cat burglar.”