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everybody get more aftg-pilled NOW!!!!!! read this series 🌀🌀🌀🌀 it will not make you crazy 🌀🌀🌀🌀

sadie truly hates herself so deeply i'm concerned for her. that friend who i worry about.

no shot that's the meanest thing she's ever said to her sister. they should get over that in a week.

if there was an award for most repetitive exposition and needlessly circular narration then this book would win. i am struggling.

"where are the fire engines? where is the noise and clamor of an event like this?"

modern enemies to lovers is so hard. like man u guys were just classmates.

reading the odyssey is like wow... am i better than... everyone? yes, i think so.

“Able bodied people have likely never even imagined a hunchbacked monster struggling to read a physical book. Here I was, feeling my spine being crushed a little more with every book that I read, while all those ebook-hating able-bodied people who went on and on about how they loved the smell of physical books, or the feel of the turning pages beneath their fingers, persisted in their state of happy oblivion."

i'm too woke because a police officer telling someone "i always have your back" when they're suspected of a crime is too much for me LMAO like sir why don't you focus on enforcing the LAW the same for EVERYONE

this town is so wild like a citizen can just march into a police station and say "i want to interrogate someone" and they'll just say "ok" and tag along.

oh to be a new millionaire in a cozy town who gets to nose in everyone's business and solve murders with a handsome detective.

genuinely what is the left's plan to kill howard stern because his name has come up attached to so many heinous quotes in this book

“The power of what women really want is so forceful, so potentially iconoclastic, she argues, that the only way to control it is to distract us with self-loathing, and the lifelong project of disciplined self-maintenance.”

“The more weight I lost, the smaller the clothes I wore, the more tips I received in return. Being skinny seemed to bring blessings from the universe, even if none of them was happiness.”

“For the last twenty-five years, the women our culture has loathed the most have unfailingly been the same ones we can’t stop watching.”

darlene is a great character. i'm a sucker for any strong female friendship in a novel. love her.

“The decision to make movies is mostly made by men, and if men don’t have to make movies about women they won’t.”

since this came out i've been under the impression that it's a trans story. that is not at all the case idk who told me that. but good so far lol!

"as a rule, i miss you."

"everything good is somewhere else, baby."

the goodreads challenges are kicking my ass omg

"the mask of self-deception was no longer a mask for me, it was a part of me."

ROCKY!!*

*shouted like ryan gosling in the trailer

i'll be having so much fun with this story and then ryland will say something like “most people don't just know [unbelievably dense science fact] off the top of their head, but most people arent junior high school teachers" and i'll want to roll my eyes so hard i explode.

"for those poisoned words had dropped slowly into my heart." this guy is nuts!

"i've always wondered why people diminish girlhood as somehow cosseted or twee, when the reality of coming-of-age as a young woman is so raw, filled with emotional violence and literal blood. do girls not suffer enough to be taken seriously?"

if they're trying to push the romantic subplot that i think they are... they better not be

rocky!!