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Fuck her brother tbh

Amish girl turned girl boss chief of police? I’m sat.

Momtok may never recover from this

ps. the influencer zoom call is equally parts hilarious and sad.

Her cruelty to her sister is… revealing.

Her inner monologue is the most severely judge-mental diatribe I’ve ever tuned into and I have a reddit account.

This is unironically my retirement plan.

Why is there so much moralizing in my vampire tale?

Girl quit pissing me off

Oh, I just know their exes hate them.

You can take the girl from the ill advised love interest but you can’t keep her away. -Emily Bronte apparently

Isabella wtf were you thinking

They, and I cannot stress this enough, suck.

Hyper fixation is doing more to this woman’s brain than MDMA ever could.

Enough about her bottom teeth hot damn. It feels like a fetish atp

I love when writers actually know how to write

Oh girl no

If this story has any faults, it’s that it’s a bit meandering

If something happens to this dog I will fucking riot.

Oh this is uncomfortable.

After such a strong start…

Two words: hot dog water. Yes, that’s three words. Also, wtf.

Don’t mind me just *adds hoping for Jamie Fraser fanfiction*

She’s like a cat in heat

Not to jinx anything (I definitely just did) but cautiously optimistic

Either I’m easily impressed this week, or this sequel is better than its predecessor.

Yes, the rumors are true. This is the year I fully expose my trashier reading taste.

(A Castle rewatch wouldn’t be the same w/out a little Nikki Heat)

This girl is really inspiring me to start carrying purse snacks.

I fear this girl is relatable

Holy sh*t are these three women in a who-can-be-more-unlikeable competition?!