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Elle is on page 47 of 299 of Lady Chatterley's Lover

So far, this is a lot more depressing than I would’ve expected.

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Elle is 87% done with Frankenstein

Boy if you don’t stop pontificating and start running !

— Sep 24, 2026 12:59PM Add a comment

Elle is 47% done with Frankenstein

Who would’ve expected so much philosophy in a monster story?

— Sep 18, 2026 02:16PM Add a comment

Elle is 38% done with Motherthing

Being drunk a pitch black basement with a kitchen knife is an idea only the drunk would cosign

— Sep 17, 2026 09:53AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 87 of 288 of Motherthing

A grown woman btw

— Sep 15, 2026 07:36AM Add a comment

Elle is 5% done with Frankenstein

This whole ice-dogsledchase-icebreakingapart-emaciatedmanrescue situation is actually very intriguing

— Sep 14, 2026 02:31PM Add a comment

Elle is starting Frankenstein

Do I not deserve- lemme stop you right there

— Sep 14, 2026 01:58PM Add a comment

Elle is 74% done with The Unknown

Atp i’m concerned Riley Sager has a slow burn fetish

— Sep 11, 2026 05:55PM Add a comment

Elle is on page 46 of 288 of Motherthing

The mommy issues are rife

— Sep 10, 2026 08:35AM Add a comment

Elle is 21% done with This Story Might Save Your Life

I would listen to this podcast.

— Aug 31, 2026 08:26PM Add a comment

Elle is on page 47 of 285 of The Night I Died

Reading this during the Lindsay Clancy court case is a real mindfuck

— Aug 27, 2026 06:12PM Add a comment

Elle is 37% done with The Burning (Kate Burkholder, #16)

Didn’t expect a throwback to the Salem witch trials?

— Aug 18, 2026 06:00PM Add a comment

Elle is 49% done with An Evil Heart (Kate Burkholder, #15)

Of course

— Aug 14, 2026 04:34PM Add a comment

Elle is on page 210 of 399 of The Night We Met

This is feeling a bit…juvenile.

— Aug 13, 2026 09:48AM Add a comment

Elle is 87% done with Fallen (Kate Burkholder, #13)

Nope. Not buying it.

— Aug 10, 2026 01:06PM Add a comment

Elle is 75% done with Fallen (Kate Burkholder, #13)

I swear soldiers get into fewer shoot outs than this small town police chief.

— Aug 10, 2026 10:39AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 27 of 399 of The Night We Met

Bro code is some bullshit

— Aug 07, 2026 09:51AM Add a comment

Elle is 47% done with Among the Wicked (Kate Burkholder, #8)

Ok Castillo. Really flexing those writing chops!

— Jul 27, 2026 09:03PM Add a comment

Elle is 45% done with My Husband's Wife

Bitch please

— Jul 17, 2026 12:10PM Add a comment

Elle is 63% done with Her Last Breath (Kate Burkholder, #5)

Finally we’re circling back around to the cat and the bones.

— Jul 10, 2026 09:27AM Add a comment

Elle is 84% done with Gone Missing (Kate Burkholder, #4)

You gotta be shitting me

— Jul 07, 2026 10:00AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 71 of 320 of Breaking Silence (Kate Burkholder, #3)

Props for creativity. A manure pit?!

— Jul 01, 2026 09:03AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 142 of 304 of Every Summer After (Barry's Bay, #1)

Dammit I’m so invested now

— Jun 30, 2026 10:07AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 108 of 304 of Every Summer After (Barry's Bay, #1)

Why am I getting a Vampire Diaries vibe in the middle of my summer romcom…

— Jun 30, 2026 09:01AM Add a comment

Elle is 91% done with Intermezzo

“Help! My girlfriends have unionized.” 💀

— Jun 25, 2026 08:11PM Add a comment

Elle is 50% done with Intermezzo

“Ahah! Do you hear that? That’s the Hound of the Baskervilles speaking! Do the two of you think I’m running an animal charity?”
Naturally this is the storyline that I’m most interested in.

— Jun 23, 2026 04:54PM Add a comment

Elle is 39% done with Intermezzo

What. About. The. Dog.

— Jun 22, 2026 10:07AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 138 of 304 of Pray for Silence (Kate Burkholder, #2)

This is one violent effing town.

— Jun 20, 2026 11:53PM Add a comment

Elle is 63% done with The Correspondent

This is funnier than I expected? And also tenser?

— Jun 16, 2026 06:45AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 170 of 336 of Sworn to Silence (Kate Burkholder, #1)

"A gun-toting, cursing, former Amish female chief of police. I'll be damned."

That’s it. That’s the book.

— Jun 11, 2026 11:02PM Add a comment

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