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Elle is 87% done with Fallen (Kate Burkholder, #13)

Nope. Not buying it.

— Aug 10, 2026 01:06PM Add a comment

Elle is 75% done with Fallen (Kate Burkholder, #13)

I swear soldiers get into fewer shoot outs than this small town police chief.

— Aug 10, 2026 10:39AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 27 of 399 of The Night We Met

Bro code is some bullshit

— Aug 07, 2026 09:51AM Add a comment

Elle is 47% done with Among the Wicked (Kate Burkholder, #8)

Ok Castillo. Really flexing those writing chops!

— Jul 27, 2026 09:03PM Add a comment

Elle is 45% done with My Husband's Wife

Bitch please

— Jul 17, 2026 12:10PM Add a comment

Elle is 63% done with Her Last Breath (Kate Burkholder, #5)

Finally we’re circling back around to the cat and the bones.

— Jul 10, 2026 09:27AM Add a comment

Elle is 84% done with Gone Missing (Kate Burkholder, #4)

You gotta be shitting me

— Jul 07, 2026 10:00AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 71 of 320 of Breaking Silence (Kate Burkholder, #3)

Props for creativity. A manure pit?!

— Jul 01, 2026 09:03AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 142 of 307 of Every Summer After (Barry's Bay, #1)

Dammit I’m so invested now

— Jun 30, 2026 10:07AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 108 of 307 of Every Summer After (Barry's Bay, #1)

Why am I getting a Vampire Diaries vibe in the middle of my summer romcom…

— Jun 30, 2026 09:01AM Add a comment

Elle is 91% done with Intermezzo

“Help! My girlfriends have unionized.” 💀

— Jun 25, 2026 08:11PM Add a comment

Elle is 50% done with Intermezzo

“Ahah! Do you hear that? That’s the Hound of the Baskervilles speaking! Do the two of you think I’m running an animal charity?”
Naturally this is the storyline that I’m most interested in.

— Jun 23, 2026 04:54PM Add a comment

Elle is 39% done with Intermezzo

What. About. The. Dog.

— Jun 22, 2026 10:07AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 138 of 304 of Pray for Silence (Kate Burkholder, #2)

This is one violent effing town.

— Jun 20, 2026 11:53PM Add a comment

Elle is 63% done with The Correspondent

This is funnier than I expected? And also tenser?

— Jun 16, 2026 06:45AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 170 of 336 of Sworn to Silence (Kate Burkholder, #1)

"A gun-toting, cursing, former Amish female chief of police. I'll be damned."

That’s it. That’s the book.

— Jun 11, 2026 11:02PM Add a comment

Elle is on page 98 of 336 of Sworn to Silence (Kate Burkholder, #1)

Fuck her brother tbh

— Jun 05, 2026 11:30PM Add a comment

Elle is on page 82 of 336 of Sworn to Silence (Kate Burkholder, #1)

Amish girl turned girl boss chief of police? I’m sat.

— Jun 03, 2026 04:27PM Add a comment

Elle is 62% done with Yesteryear

Momtok may never recover from this

ps. the influencer zoom call is equally parts hilarious and sad.

— May 18, 2026 09:33AM Add a comment

Elle is 6% done with Yesteryear

Her cruelty to her sister is… revealing.

— May 15, 2026 04:33PM Add a comment

Elle is 6% done with Yesteryear

Her inner monologue is the most severely judge-mental diatribe I’ve ever tuned into and I have a reddit account.

— May 14, 2026 04:18PM Add a comment

Elle is 12% done with The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1)

This is unironically my retirement plan.

— Mar 18, 2026 12:36PM Add a comment

The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1)

Elle is on page 197 of 417 of Dracula

Why is there so much moralizing in my vampire tale?

— Mar 10, 2026 03:48PM Add a comment

Elle is on page 328 of 361 of People We Meet on Vacation

Girl quit pissing me off

— Mar 08, 2026 10:39PM Add a comment

Elle is on page 253 of 361 of People We Meet on Vacation

Oh, I just know their exes hate them.

— Mar 01, 2026 01:49PM Add a comment

Elle is on page 260 of 349 of Wuthering Heights

You can take the girl from the ill advised love interest but you can’t keep her away. -Emily Bronte apparently

— Feb 20, 2026 11:31AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 157 of 349 of Wuthering Heights

Isabella wtf were you thinking

— Feb 16, 2026 10:11PM Add a comment

Elle is on page 136 of 349 of Wuthering Heights

They, and I cannot stress this enough, suck.

— Feb 15, 2026 05:51PM Add a comment

Elle is on page 81 of 288 of Best Offer Wins

Hyper fixation is doing more to this woman’s brain than MDMA ever could.

— Jan 21, 2026 08:39AM Add a comment

Elle is 87% done with Slow Dance

Enough about her bottom teeth hot damn. It feels like a fetish atp

— Jan 16, 2026 12:07PM Add a comment

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