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Awww Raymond is so sweet 🥺

Okay yeah it definitely got way worse 😭

We were in the good days?! 😭😭　how much worse is it about to get

I’m lowkey disappointed like I did think of this option right from the very beginning of the book but I didn’t think it would actually be something she’d do 😭😭 the dictaphone thing was very clever though

NO WAYYY I thought he may have been hiding something

Okay I haven’t worked out the why yet fully but before it’s revealed my money is on Raymond

Two theories right so far let’s fucking go 🙂‍↕️ I have a slight suspicion for who the murderer is but I’m not certain yet

I KNEW HE WAS HER SON

I like how all the women are described to be certified baddies while besides one singular guy all the men are weird or egg-like 💀

They’re so Marianne and colonel Brandon

Okay these are my theories so far:
1. Kent visited Miss Russell in the little house - potentially blackmailed her?
2. Ralph and the parlor maid are married and she might be pregnant
3. The colonel is def in love with Flora so could’ve needed enough money to woo her but I’m not convinced he’s the blackmailer

Snorting heroin through a quill is crazy work

He def has a little touch of the tism

Not him trauma dumping immediately 😭 real though

Hey this guy gets it this is exactly what my walks look like

That is the craziest couple of sentences she could’ve written omfg

IS “MAYBE I SHOULDNT HAVE COME TO YOUR CHRISTENING” SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC 😟

I knew it was gonna be sexual 🫩 this is unhinged even for Sally

WHY IS THERE A GIRLFRIEND TO DAUGHTER SPECTRUM 😭

Please don’t let them get together he literally remembers her christening 😭😭

If I was Orpheus I would come back just to curse them 😭 bro did not get this treatment

Maybe I belong in hell bc me personally I would’ve held that tree up and laughed in her face from my boat 💀

For my sanity I need them to meet one normal person who has never heard of Oxbridge to give them a reality check 😭

HIGH GROUND MENTIONED Obi-wan would be so proud 🥲

If they don’t start communicating properly I’m gonna start bashing my head against the wall

Him using math to try and save her is so hot I’m sorry

God I hate the miscommunication trope 😭 this book would be over in 20 pages if they just had a normal conversation

Take a shot every time RF Kuang uses the word interlocutor

Peter fr cannot catch a break man got eternally damned and also called a flimsy twig man within the span of like a minute 🥲