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Universal studio experience of your bed smelling like baked salmon ‼️

What do you mean you love him you met him 5 hours ago 😭😭😭😭

I knew she was gonna kiss him 🫩

How is she STILL going over to random men’s’ apartments with no money or way to get home and without telling anyone 💀 like it’s one thing as a drunk 19 year old but girl you’re 25 now get it together

Where is she finding these men 😭😭 i thought the underwear stealer was bad enough wdym this dude can’t have sex if his roommate isn’t watching them

Well no duh she’s single girl why would you ever want someone that actively likes Morrissey 😭 and I say that as a smiths fan like a man that likes Morrissey sounds awful

I’m not sure I’ve ever heard an American accent described as wonderful but like I’ll take it 💀

Why does he always lie for no reason 😭 just making up bs again I stg

Why did we just gloss over him wearing her underwear on the daily

We have had a drastically different early 20s experience lmaoo

Filming yourself giving birth is diabolical work 😭😭

Oh shit how did Caleb become smart

Congratudolences(?) Was that supposed to become consensual or something I’m confused

She’s so miserable with the one how does she end up having 5 more kids like huh

3 under 3?? Heaven forbid 😭😭

I legitimately can’t tell what point the author is trying to make with this book

How did he catch on so quick and how is she jumping for joy about being stuck in the 1800s 😭

Her basically being on Riverdale is frying me 💀 they slandered the Netflix persuasion adaptation though so that’s a good sign

Haven’t had a blind read in a while but the premise seems kinda interesting so why not 🙂‍↕️

Clock him Briseis 💅🏽 Achilles is the worst boyfriend ever

This is the dumbest plan ever I’m sorry

Achilles is almost more annoying than Agamemnon at this point 😭 the two of them using the entire Greek army as collateral damage is wild

Can Achilles die already he’s so annoying

Can Patroclus like grow a backbone or something😭 kick your shitty bf in the balls!!

Are you joking 🧍🏾‍♀️fuck Achilles omg Patroclus don’t ever get back together with him

I knew something bad was gonna happen to her 😭 she was getting too happy for a woman

Drag him Achilles!!

I never doubted Clytemnestra was valid but every time Agamemnon opens his mouth girl is more and more justified 😭 if his brother is even remotely similar then no wonder Helen ran away

Why am I lowkey so proud of him like hell yeah my boy is more than just a trophy boyfriend 🙂‍↕️ we’ve got a doctor up in here