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drew is 13% done with Greywaren (Dreamer Trilogy, #3)

“She had a face like a poem and a smile like a punch line.”
JORDAN I LOVE U

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drew is 58% done with On the Same Page

gotta love those Platonic moments huh

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drew is on page 140 of 416 of Girl in Pieces

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drew is on page 118 of 416 of Girl in Pieces

“Everything and everybody that’s busted can be fixed. That’s what I think.”

— Mar 04, 2026 04:32PM Add a comment

drew is on page 107 of 416 of Girl in Pieces

“The moral of the story, Charlie, is this: Don’t let the cereal eat you. It’s only a fucking box of cereal, but it will eat you alive if you let it.”

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drew is on page 104 of 416 of Girl in Pieces

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drew is on page 33 of 416 of Girl in Pieces

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Even at his worst, it was only himself he’d wanted to destroy

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drew is 49% done with On the Same Page

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drew is 29% done with On the Same Page

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drew is 20% done with On the Same Page

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drew is on page 41 of 305 of The Wicker King (The Wicker King, #1)

they're so 😭

— Jan 05, 2025 10:48AM Add a comment

drew is on page 313 of 340 of Mister Impossible (Dreamer Trilogy, #2)

"Bryde owned his brother completely." guys...why are my insides on the floor? guys???!!!

— Dec 02, 2024 03:13AM Add a comment

drew is on page 151 of 342 of How to Break a Boy

someone punche Adrienne in the face PLEASE!

— Nov 11, 2024 08:19AM Add a comment

drew is 32% done with Mister Impossible (Dreamer Trilogy, #2)

"But could he blame him for not wanting a son like Declan? Declan hadn’t wanted a father like Niall." *insert video of me screaming*

— Oct 29, 2024 12:26PM Add a comment

drew is 16% done with Mister Impossible (Dreamer Trilogy, #2)

"Matthew was not human. He was just human-shaped."
I can't.

— Aug 07, 2024 10:25AM Add a comment

drew is on page 213 of 395 of Funny Story

"Maybe, I realize, I’ve been trying to make myself un-leave-able. But it hasn’t worked." daphne :(

— Jul 13, 2024 09:07PM Add a comment

drew is 68% done with The King's Men (All for the Game, #3)

"it felt like coming home." and i feel like drowning how fun

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drew is 13% done with Mister Impossible (Dreamer Trilogy, #2)

"She was going to live as big a life as she could, for as long as she could." jordan :(

— Jul 04, 2024 09:23PM Add a comment

drew is 15% done with Mister Impossible (Dreamer Trilogy, #2)

jordan <3

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drew is 51% done with The King's Men (All for the Game, #3)

"I need you to let me go." WHEN I CATCH YOU NORA, NORA WHEN I CATCH YOU NORA

— Jul 04, 2024 09:21PM Add a comment

drew is on page 68 of 556 of The King's Men (All for the Game, #3)

"You never said anything."
"Why should I have?" Andrew lifted one shoulder in a shrug. "Nothing will come of it."
"Nothing," Neil echoed.
insert cristina yang SOMEBODY SEDATE ME scene.

— May 07, 2024 07:27AM Add a comment

drew is on page 4 of 556 of The King's Men (All for the Game, #3)

am i crazy or am i crazy

— Apr 26, 2024 11:16AM Add a comment

drew is 22% done with The Sunshine Court (All For the Game, #4)

"I am Jean Moreau. My place is at Evermore. I will endure."
NO ONE FUCKING TALK TO ME.

— Apr 12, 2024 10:42PM 1 comment

The Sunshine Court (All For the Game, #4)

drew is on page 289 of 423 of The Raven King (All for the Game, #2)

"I don't feel anything."
"Anymore," Neil said, barely a whisper.
i want nora sakavic to know she's not safe, she will never be safe as long as im breathing she better lock her doors and windows and hide forever bc i am coming for her. no one in the entire world will be able to stop me once i get my hands on her.

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