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Lots of sibling squabbles

My dad hoped I’d go into the infantry like he did. He thought riders were pompous pricks, and in his defense… we really are.

I am unable to make many quotes without giving away major plot points of the book, but one thing I have learned is cats are some of the most valuable commodities in the entire world and should be treated as such

Jean threw a bucket of water over Locke. “What the hell was that for?” Locke exclaimed “ you needed a bath, you were covered head to toe and self pity” Jean stated

I think the drink has made you impulsive said Jean
“ The drink makes me see funny, the gods are what made me impulsive” replied Locke

Someday, Locke Lamora,” he said, “someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.”
“Oh please,” said Locke. “It’ll never happen.”

“Ibellius, you’re henpecking him without having the decency to marry him first”

For a few long minutes, he crouched on his knees, clutching a wooden bucket as devoutly as any man had ever prayed over an altar. “Jean, next time I conceive a plan like this, consider planting a hatchet in my skull”
“ I’d rather not dull my nice sharp blades against a skull as thick as yours”

“I’ll kill him!” Said Bug, “Get me poison quarrels and an alley piece and I’ll drill him between the eyes!”
“Bug,” said Locke. “That makes leaping off a temple roof sound reasonable by comparison”

“Eat hemp and shit rope”

“ I have to pay extra because your ass and your brain switched places at birth?”

“You can’t help being young, but it’s past time you stopped being stupid!”

As I hear new quotes that are literary genius I will add them.
“Suppose I’m willing to spend about 3 coppers and a bowl of piss for a mystery boy, but you’ll still need to convince me of the bowl of piss”

Apparently, I started this book 2 years ago and never finished, so I’m restarting it now