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this is the ultimate book of cuckoldry. Like this hurts really bad

REVERSE CHALLENGERS!!!!!

if there is one GOAT on earth I trust to get me out of a reading slump it is TOWLES

grrm’s writing is so boring like is this really the peak of the fantasy genre? I’m so confused

IM FREAKING OUTTTTTT “I knew too as our eyes met, that he understood that I had never betrayed him.” AHHHHAJALALAJAJAAKLAKW

If I wasnt in class rn I would be sobbing “He slept, curled like a kitten, his brow nearly touching mine, on the other end of his pallet. His breathing was deep and even, and one long hand was palm up on the blankets between us, as if in offering, or beseeching something of me. Sleepily, I reached over and set my hand in his. He did not seem to wake. Strangely, I felt at peace”😭Oh😭My😭God

OHHH MY GAWDDDDD Fitz stumbling into the Fool’s tent basically herb drunk asking him to smash (try using the skill with him) HELPP HELPP HELPPP IT’S TOO GOOD

hobb is just built different

“It was more intimate than a kiss and deeper than a knife thrust, beyond a Skill-link and beyond sexual coupling, even beyond my Wit-bond with Nighteyes. It was not a sharing, it was a becoming.” KYAAAAAA

“And I set no limits on that love.” KYAAA KUAAAA

this feels more like im playing a video game than readjng a book but idk if this js rly working for me

the speed at which I tore thru this book must be studied

The tamlin divorce papers aren’t even signed and she’s grinding all up on rhys in front of the entire night court im screaminggg

KYAA I LOVE SLOP

the tam slanderhehsjsjshsksksksajahaj

Obsessed with how “our 14 yr old sister hunted for us for 4 years while we didnt do anything” is the craziest ultimate comeback against Nesta liekshsksksksk

holy exposition dump

Pull urself up from the bootstraps capitalist tamlin is killing me breh

Tam is so unlikeable it’s crazyxysy

Im more invested in Feyre Ianthe delulu yuri than this tamlin wedding

This entire page of monologue is so good it reads like a play

God how I wish I was a 19th century chud so a beautiful girl would fall in love with me and break my heart

Whre the hell are these sad european chuds finding manic pixie dream girls that fall in love with them. Why don’t I have one. I want one. Tf

this guy is crazy im lowkey obsessed

Stoner must be God’s strongest soldier cuz lowkey this would be too much for me

William Stoner the OG malewife

I LOVE LITFIC SO MUCHCHCHCHCHCH

“But there was something at once chilling and off-putting in the sudden distance that crept between us in the most unexpected moments. It was almost as though he were doing it on purpose; feeding me slack, and more slack, and then yanking away any semblance of fellowship.” IM SCAREDDD WHY IS THIS MY LIFE

Oh shit. Lowkey day in my life. “…the six weeks that were offered you have almost passed and he’s either already gone or just about to leave, and you’re basically scrambling to come to terms with something, which, unbeknownst to you, has been brewing for weeks under your very nose and bears all the symptoms of what you’re forced to call I want>.”

WAITTT CRAZY TAM GOT A LITTLE KICK TO IT 😝😝😝😝😝