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“I had zero experience with the fucked up workings of the female body” yes let’s make periods sound liek something disgusting and horrible, the exact thing we’ve been trying to fight against for decades! Yes let’s go Chloe Walsh! Brownie points for you!

I’m sorry call me the wokester but no thank you.

Still on the same page btw but I just find it so unbelievable that she can’t swallow 2 ibuprofen’s and drink some water genuinely at this point does she have limbs at all idek anymore. This is so infantilizing and weird

Shannon just got described as feeling “very young” MAYBE THATS CAUSE U ARE 16 MAMA HELLO

Just wondering how may more times Shannon is gonna fall over until this books ends. Seriously it’s getting ridiculous