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Love you Aldo Bellini. Also I’d love a Bellini rn

Lomeli / Lawrence confirmed bisexual? wow that was not on my bingo card.

Oy oy some of the changes made in the movie are so smart but at the same time I’m impressed with how many scenes and dialogues have been adapted to be exactly (!) as they are in the book.

“Voluntary retirements are always more dignified, but rare. Most athletes don’t quit at a high point in their career.
Most athletes retire when bodies wear out, or when nobody wants them anymore. […]”

Anže Kopitar I love you SO MUCH. No one has a more functional relationship to their sport than you urghgrhrbr

Homo Ludens mention giving me war flashbacks 😭

Woah incredible Roy Bianco reference (7UP on Christmas)

I constantly need to remind myself what time this book was written in because honestly half of what was in the last third wouldn’t have become and issue had they just idk… talked to the woman instead of trying to “save her from things that would upset her” even though she already knows what’s going on. Feels sooooooo dumb and constructed but YOU KNOW 🤡

At this point I firmly believe Van Helsing has escaped from a nursing home in the Netherlands and is refusing to go home because no one ever comes to visit and hear him talk about nonsense so now he has to annoy the Englishmen who’ve not yet realised how demented he is.

Van Helsing schreib einen verständlichen Satz, diggi - Challenge impossible

WAS ist mit ihm?!?!?

Mans mentions working at the arenas in Columbus and hockey players stopping by before training and I literally go ahead & search “Cleveland Hockey Team” because 1. i mix up the cities the entire time and 2. I forget about the existence of the Columbus Blue Jackets to an extent where I cannot even remember them when I try to think of NHL teams I always forget. Rip Blue Jackets I have no idea who u are apparently.

“This ache is, of course, not exclusive to the romantic relationship. I’ve found it harder, even, when it comes over the platonic relationship (which, when done correctly, is also a romantic relationship).”

I’m kissing your brain, Mr. Abdurraqib, you just get it.

EVERY BIT OF READING THIS IS A TREAT OMFG
No passage is not that good or only a little bit uninteresting EVER

Honestly love all the armchair psychologists whose criticism of this book is like “she cannot have ASPD because the things she does are not extreme enough”
Idk bro just go and read American Psycho if you want to read about the distress of living with ASPD and having no idea how to help yourself and also satiate your voyeurism with extremely fucked up shit??? This one is allegedly a memoir????

Ahab… oh no… don’t do that to me don’t be a little meow meow

10 pages in this already FUCKS so hard with the love is in every small and not so small thing you choose to see it in YOOOO

Uhm sorry I forget to update baby I have been sitting right at the storm for so long because i don’t want it to end (Ishmael moment)

Our wives under the sea in a different genre and for bisexuals

I love how last time I listened to the audiobook within a day and now I really have to force myself to stop listening in order to make it last longer. 😭

I am trying so hard not to listen to all of the third part at once. Please be proud of me. 😔🙏🏻

I‘m at my favourite part!!! (my longest yea boii ever)

Wohooo back on my bullshit (loving Hernan Diaz)

Ist schon korrekte Selbstbetitelung, dass das Buch auf deutsch Hunger Games L heißt.

Sick Mechanical Flesh reference with those rodents…

Bro, was war denn jetzt dieser komplett random “GenAI is banned” bit???? Miss Collins I love you aber what does anything have to do with anything here?