Kris M. > Recent Status Updates

Just a random thought but no rich people in banking ever go missing anymore I remember how back in the day they used to be held for ransom every other month almost…

I‘m out here romanticising summercamp because at 32 I think I‘d love to just hang out in the forest for a month or so but then I have to remind myself that as a teenager with zero social skills except anxiety who’d constantly get homesick this would’ve been my worst nightmare :(

Every single time I want to think “Girl, be reasonable for a moment” I instead think “NO this is EXACTLY what being a teenager is like” and I love it sm

Incredible how finally someone manages to write about being a teenager in a way that’s representative of being a teenager

MAN THE HED GAME

I honestly forgot how long it takes for Vidar to actually show up ???

Benji Ovich I am holding you like Burger

Oh boy…

Back on my bullshit. (Damn, I listen to one sentence of this and I am instantly reminded how much Backman just GETS Hockey. 😭)

Trying to portion this because it’d be a shame just reading it in one sitting but it’s so hard 🥲

A men’s idea of goodness and purity of faith is essentially just hating the women around him for keeping him from being exactly that with their tempting or contemptuous ways, huh?

I keep saying as a joke that if I’d grown up to be a pro athlete I’d be an ice hockey goaltender because I have the kind of personality to go with it and apparently so does Rachel Reid 😔 Goddamnit.

Wow I love Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn if he was my favourite Goaltender Jonathan Quick of the New York Rangers (sorry Darcy Kuemper you are my favourite overall player but not my favourite goalie I’m sure someone will get what I mean by this) if he had one of my other guy’s Harvard degree if he was me if I was incredibly rich and living in NYC.

I’m HONESTLY so tired of independent single women (wanted or) unwanted pregnancy (adoption) storylines I am ssssooooo tired. It was fine the first couple of times, I can think of two or so that I thought were good but c’mon.
I know this is from 2007 and there was something in the water that made everyone give female characters these storylines in the 00’s and 10’s but I’m annoyed right now, sorry 😔

Please no more half-assed politics I cannot take it anymore 😭

H IS FOR HAWK MENTIONED !!!!!

(Große Überraschung natürlich 😂)

Uhmmmm reference to Death Comes For the Archbishop?????

Book written for me personally I feel dizzy

@ the accountability bookclub who sees me read anything but the book I wanted to be held accountable for: no you don’t

I am listening to Ordinary Saints as an audiobook and i cannot STOP it’s so good.

Spoilers??

The way Magnus creates Lestat and then just yeets himself into the fire like a feral goblin will never not be funny to me, sorry.