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but mom i just wanna be a chef in the city!!!!

they seemed to have solved homophobia but not body shaming in this society lol

they seemed to have solved homophobia but not body shaming in this society lmao

slowly but surely the writing quality is improving. but i’m now convinced that i can write my own poetry book and it would be better

where girls love girls
and boys love boys
and theys love thems

theys love thems. who speaks like this? she’s an ally 🏳️‍🌈? i guess, but, huh? this line is cringe but god gives the toughest battles to his strongest soldiers so i will carry on

DON’T STOP!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT BE TOGETHER, KNOCK IT OFF

i’m sorry i’m sorry, January? your name is January? gtfo

also they’ve been jumping each others bones for several chapters now and i’m just not convinced of his pining for her… or their chemistry in general 🫢 #hater

took me this long to figure out that the stand out blue letters on the cover of this boom about grief (J-O-H-N) spell out her dead husband’s name. feeling unwell

i'm really peeved by this whole wedding storyline. jeremiah and belly are not developed enough to make you root for them, which is obviously the point because you are supposed to root for conrad. but also conrad is insufferable. i want belly to be single tbh

i called it, although it’s not so much a redemption arc as it is a shitty wistful ending

the protagonist’s friend mentions she got a promotion to the world trade center. you mean to tell me THATS gonna be the set up for the antihero redemption arc? your “kind of” friend dying in the SEPTEMBER 11TH TERRORIST ATTACKS??? absolutely wild. this plot point hasn’t even happened yet but there’s no way it can’t happen now. calling it now at 231 pages in

re-reading this masterpiece so i can feel something

belly’s favorite movie being Titanic? too soon