Emilee > Recent Status Updates

look I listen to Taylor Swift’s music but you’re giving Wood and not Dancing With Our Hands Tied and we need to switch that up QUICKLY

perhaps you just need therapy

okay! didn’t realize we were right in it from the jump!

we got señorita awesome over here

It's remarkable how much this seems to have gotten worse for every single character involved. Wow.

going to compound on my original statement and ask wtf

what the hell is happening

enemies to lovers masterclass beginning to take place LFG

a proper hello again reread because why not

for the love of god

why am I crying

a happy reread before the movie and also because my brain is fried and I genuinely need the recap

imagine if the golden girls played juno by sabrina carpenter for you

why is she like this

calling you homer bc you’re a simp son

this HAS to be an HR violation

this has to be multiple HR violations

dang he's hot. this is my "he's lines on paper" reminder checkpoint that this is a fake man. he isn't real.