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for the love of god

why am I crying

a happy reread before the movie and also because my brain is fried and I genuinely need the recap

imagine if the golden girls played juno by sabrina carpenter for you

why is she like this

calling you homer bc you’re a simp son

this HAS to be an HR violation

this has to be multiple HR violations

dang he's hot. this is my "he's lines on paper" reminder checkpoint that this is a fake man. he isn't real.

men who yearn. women who yearn. mutual pining. sensational

may be propaganda for finance bros but idc I like a tall man with dark hair and pretty eyes. sue me

but also reading this makes me want cake so badly omg

why am I crying