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Oh boy guys I’m a little spooked

For sure the most interesting introduction I’ve ever read

HOLY REPETITIVE MY GOD

3 stars for book two… the ending was better than book one but there’s still way too many things going on that I don’t quite understand the point of

What in the freaking cornball

Finished book one… must say, I’m not entirely sure I understood the point but they can’t all be winners ig. Like 3 stars

Ugh Laurence :,)

Me when I separate from my baby daddy “peaceably, with no flamboyance.”

BRUH AINT NO WAY

Well fuck

Frederick is for SURE autistic right

oh !

Are we sure this woman is a nyt best selling author…

Girl how tf are you gonna be ten dates in and not be sure if you’re an “item” or not

I don’t know if I appreciate this representation

Good god what a bummer of a book

Are we about to have a lobotomy scene

OH-

I AM CRYING HAHAHAA

“There is not a fence that will keep out the porcupine; to try is folly. One must pay one’s taxes, sometimes.”

Hudson River mention‼️

FUCKKKK im gonna cry that one hurt but like in a good way

Golly I love found family

Bro is getting a little too woke rn idk

Low key a problematic thing to say but that’s okay king

Oh that’s not-

FUCKKKKKING hell

lol gogmagog