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poor thing was thrown into the deep end and everyone is acting like she’s an idiot when they’ve explained NOTHING

‘how dare you know other girls before me’

they really said here’s all these characters, now all but two will die immediately

i love this world, don’t get me wrong, but so far.. this has been kinda a whole lot of nothing

GOD i love kenji, i always forget how much i miss him until i see him again

excited to see my king james again

personally i love swearing

ayo if you’re a woman and got catcalled more under the age of 18 than you did over.. me too queen lmao

y’all language is so cool

being a woman is so cool, yall wouldn’t have shit without us

words, etymology and feminism.. so far i love it

i can’t believe the last chapter caspian died, came back alive, and then helped eustace and jill beat their bullies

““Where I come from,” said Jill, who was disliking him more every minute, “they don’t think much of men who are bossed about by their wives.””
booooo jill you suck

they’re so gonna get eaten by these giants at the feast but i fear they’re too dumb to realize.. the pevensies would never

fake news, caspian wouldn’t marry someone who wasn’t me

surpassed the movies so now i’m so lost (also will so be counting these all as my ‘classics’ requirements for the next five months)

again, i wish i knew more science so i could determine if it’s accurate or not but i find my eyes fr glazing over sometimes

sorry but i would die for rocky

all this science stuff has me feeling like every companion ever when the doctor starts talking science or different planet alien stuff

i have read two andy weir books, loved one and hated the other, so let’s see what this tiebreaker does

so who was gonna tell me narnia is a flat earth

the pacing is so wack, there’s three chapters left and they haven’t even met caspian

ben barnes….

i need to know the rules of animal consciousness because why do the beavers eat fish and have ham strung up in their house

edmund single-handedly made me glad i didn’t have siblings as a child

this is taking too long and it’s entirely no one’s fault but mine

referring to the oompa loompas as ‘imported’ is.. insane

these grandparents are freeloaders

did i pick charlie and the chocolate factory because it’s the shortest classic i own? maybe and what’s none of your business