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I’m going to be sick

I think I just discovered a niche

The fantasy part is Lara bc she’s super human

Nvm sharks are apparently not blind

Aren just described a shark lifting his head to look him?? Sharks are blind. Should he, the bridge master king of the tempest seas, know that sharks are blind ??

I’m acc so confused how these have such good ratings?? I hate these books when I’m not reading them and never want to pick up reading them but then I get really into it?? but I hate everyone. I like the sisters. Aren is growing on me. Lara is being Lara. Keris is a weasel. I hate the king. It’s not that hard to assassinate him? Just someone kill him??

And arens still a little bitch listening and doing everything she says like good for u Lara

Is the plot of the fourth book her having a kid?? I’m confused

Arens such a pussy

Tandem reading this shit is not for the week I’m going back and forth

Omfg this dumb bitch trying to kill the king like stop

Keris is single handily saving everyone from suicidae somehow

Pmg all the sisters reuniting

Every character ever in this whole series is so incredibly unlikable. I want to vote Lara off the island.

OMG MEET UP WITH AREN TFFFFFF

When zarrah says princeling but all I can think abt is manon and Dorian ☹️

No like guys this bitch is acc saving him like aren’t they supposed to be killing each other rn??? ALSO why does ahnnah (ridiculous spelling, even for soemthing that’s marketed as a fantasy WITH NOTHING TO SHOW OF FANTASY) she has this fuck ass scar going on?? Gonna pretend she doesn’t. All power to her but like give me a fucking break with all these fucking scars on fucking ppl and fucking tattoos

Fuck these stupid fucking books. This better be worth my unemployed time.

Dude this is so much better than fuck ass bridge kingdom

Elide and lorchan oh my god. My favorite traveling circus carnival clowns fr but they can’t even be friendly. And elide just basically said I love you and then lorcan did too and then they just started screaming at each other and saying they hoped the other died in battle??? Like wow. This is truly so beautiful.

“I am so, so tired, Rowan.” Pls my heart is breaking

OH MY HOD THEY ALL TOGETHER IH MY FUCKING GOD

I’m gonna cry but everyone’s reuniting but I want to cry

I’m still burning chaol at the stake

“There had been no good-byes between them.” I acc want to die . Pls let me die.

Mannon and Dorian (I’ll bleed whatever color you tell me to) make me really upset. Like really really really upset .

I stand corrected. I am in awe.

Omg they attacking now bro aren gonna kill Lara let’s go boys

The tandem read has begun 😄

Wait I’m so nervous