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Men really need to be stranded on an island for decades to realise shit women figured out when they were 12

I so want to DNF this

so much ninja stuff

lezz go ig

I cannot read this on the train oh my lord

my theory is that they got dropped into a minecraft server

Ooh girl you need to edit

Devoured like 50 pages on the bus. That’s a very good sign.
Gimme star ratings, gimme fun facts about topics I would never seek out myself, gimme dry dad humor.
Also, that COVER! It makes me happy just looking at it. Bring back bright colors on covers, guys.

Jesus, this author must really hate her husband

naur way, this girl got OCD

- somebody take me to Greece to ponder my illusionary marriage and the small tragedies of people’s inner lives 😫😫
- this book is very 2014™️ in the sense that a person’s fatness is mentioned on every third page or so

😴

nearly everyone in this book talks about david lynch as if he were their cult leader & i love that

professor snape is hands-down one of the most interesting characters in fiction & i will defend that lil greasy-haired bitch with my life

#love-for-fucked-up-characters

i’m so depressed

am I reading a contemporary romance novel..…? because wtf is happening 😭
“shut up and come over here” GTFO 😭😭

this book has so far convinced me not to ever become a teacher, professor, etc.

hmmm idk about the walker plotline, but one thing‘s for sure: edith is a toxic bitch

Ivan you’re PISSING me OFF

I definitely won’t finish this tonight so my measly reading goal for 2024 will not be met 😔

sedate me

kafka must have been mad horny when he wrote this, because why does every scene involving a woman read like something out of a wattpad fanfic???

Of course they casted Kyle MacLachlan as Josef K. in a film adaptation of this book from the 90s, of course.

not the chapter about Grawp omfg i‘m going to rip out my hair from how much i don’t care about the giants (and Hagrid, fuck Hagrid)