Miranda Barker > Recent Status Updates

It’s moving a little faster than what I’m used to from TOG but I think i need that right now

I truly don’t really know what is going on or what the point is but yeah for sure

Wow linton is a real wimp I’m getting sick of him

Wow Ellen you’re kind of a dick

I know it’s the 1800s but we can’t be promoting incest ok heathy

Someone take this poor boy away from wuthering heights, everyone is mean there

So many people just died and I have realized I don’t actually know who is who ?? Like who has been talking for the last 3 pages, idek

Feeling confused as to how we still have an entire 50% of the book left with the events that just happened

Well that’s it, everyone is insane

I truly am not sure where this plot is going

Nelly’s got a bad feeling about this, as do I

Cathy you dumb girl

The drAMA

I fear it’s putting me to sleep, I keep accidentally skimming paragraphs cause I don’t understand the words she’s using

My issue is that I have a hard time with books set in the past and this being written in the 1800s makes for a slow read when I have to look up what 30% of the words mean because it’s in old English

This is making me feel ill

Has she considered just, deleting the app from the phone?? Or not using that phone anymore??

I would argue that looking IS a crime but go off

Okay immediately hooked but this Nina gal is freakin me tf out

He got on his KNEES for her, I’m kicking my feet

Is this actually… semi-good??????? I am a little flabbergasted