Miranda Barker > Recent Status Updates

This is making me feel ill

Has she considered just, deleting the app from the phone?? Or not using that phone anymore??

I would argue that looking IS a crime but go off

Okay immediately hooked but this Nina gal is freakin me tf out

He got on his KNEES for her, I’m kicking my feet

Is this actually… semi-good??????? I am a little flabbergasted

Hey strong start tbh

Wait a damn minute, there is a very low chance that could possibly happen and also how could she know that just based on a hunch, I’m annoyed

Having a hard time with the logistics of this book but I suppose that’s not the point ??? Like why is she telling her entire water aerobics class about this

The way they are caring for this sick child is annoying me, why are yall giving her orange juice instead of water and why am I looking up red flag signs of a fever for a fictional character

I fear I could have wrote this myself so far

There is too much death and destruction for my heart to handle, I cried so hard that I got a nosebleed

This physically hurt me to read. Also hello????? The person that Aelin sees as she’s falling??? Was that who I think it was ????

I don’t know what to do with this information but sob, my head is swirling

For someone who can’t properly cry because of her recent gum surgery, this is much too emotional for me

Who would have thought an aerial legion of red cloaked witches would have me sobbing at 11:30pm

Now when the heck did Vernon get there because 2 seconds ago he was at morath still

Ok Dorian you sly mf I’m with you now

Dorian may i ask what the HELL you think you’re doing ?

Dorian you’re gonna get stomped on if you aren’t careful in there