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I will not be taking questions at this time💖

Ilya Rozanov showing up in everyone else’s books just to ragebait and leave is my favorite part of the series

The first line being Tuesday, January 14th when I’m reading this on Tuesday, January 13th 👁️👄👁️

Take Vis’ pain, triple it, and give it to LITERALLY everyone else except for like 5 people

No matter how bad of a day you think you’re having, just know Vis Telimus has is worse

I love my bookclub so much I’m going places for them that I normally wouldn’t even go to with a gun (willingly reading a book written by Grady Hendrix)

I can already tell this will be one of the most poorly written books I’ve ever read, the 17k people who gave this 5⭐️ must be lying for the bit LMAO

I JUST THREW UP AND CRIED

I’ve never been more scared in my life LFGGGGGG

No because this man needs to be sent to federal prison immediately and I am not joking!!!

WENDELL THE MAN THAT YOU ARE!!! Going feral and gnawing at the bars of my enclosure rn

“And standing there, amid the memories, he flinched, because of how badly he wanted to be that person again. To have that life back. But it was gone.
He had become someone else. By necessity, not choice.” WHEN I THROW UP EVERYWHERE?!?!? THEN WHAT??? GOD I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN

Ya know, for a book called the hurricane WARS it sure is….an interesting 😀 choice to be skipping over details of….the war and instead going with a cliff notes version of events 😀😀😀😀😀

Idk besties…..😬

I’m sorry but if a man told me I was boring 3 times in the span of one conversation because I like my life to follow a schedule I would simply leave and never speak to him again

CRYING SO HARD

JAIL FOR THIS MAN!!! OH I WANNA FIGHT HIM SO BAD CONSTANTA GET BEHIND ME HE DOESNT DESERVE YOU I BET HE DOESNT EVEN SHOWER

WHY DOES BRANDON SANDERSON WANT ME TO BE IN THE PIT OF DESPAIR 👁💧👄💧👁

And when I fight King Arthur?? THEN WHAT?!? 🤨🤨🤨🤺🤺🤺

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME HOW BADLY THIS BOOK WOULD HURT 👁💧👄💧👁

…..so Saul is 21 🤨 and Hannah and June are 17, still in high school??? Okay…🚔🚨🚨🚔🚨🚨

I regret to inform all of you that this book is now my new personality trait and I will be an absolute menace, tysm in advance for understanding xoxo

“I love the words I write until I soon realize how much I hate them, as if I am destined to always be at war within myself.” WHEN I KMS?? THEN WHAT!!! 😭😭😭😭

“It takes courage to let down your armor, to welcome people to see you as you are. Sometimes, I feel the same as you: I can’t risk having people behold me as I truly am. But there’s also a small voice in the back of my mind, a voice that tells me, ‘You will miss so much by being so guarded.’”CRYING AND THROWING UP GOODBYE

Well……that’s certainly a choice!

“my greatest weakness has always been my desire for love. It is a yawning chasm within me, and the more that I reach for it, the more easily I am tricked. I am a walking bruise, an open sore. If Oak is masked, I am a face with all the skin ripped off. Over and over, I have told myself that I need to guard against my own yearnings, but that hasn’t worked.” WHAT IS THIS WAS MY 13th REASON???

LET ME MOVE MY BANG SO I CAN READ THAT AGAIN BC WTF????