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Britt is 51% done with The Count of Monte Cristo

Dantes in zijn ene vermomming: "Ja de graaf van Monte Cristo is echt een goeie peer. Ik mag hem graag."
Dantes, twee uur later in een andere vermomming: "Fuck de graaf van Monte Cristo. All my homies hate de graaf van Monte Cristo."

— Feb 27, 2026 07:45AM Add a comment

Britt is 41% done with The Count of Monte Cristo

Bertuccio: "Meneer de Graaf, ik heb een moord gepleegd."
De Graaf, die dit allemaal al weet: "omg tell me more, girl."

— Feb 05, 2026 05:05AM Add a comment

Britt is 50% done with Tender Is the Flesh

Waar de fuck gaat dit naar toe?

— Jan 25, 2026 01:31AM Add a comment

Britt is 29% done with The Count of Monte Cristo

De D in Dantes staat voor Drugs.

— Jan 11, 2026 07:01AM Add a comment

Britt is on page 68 of 208 of Gone: Stories of Extinction

— Jan 04, 2026 12:14PM Add a comment

Britt is 24% done with The Count of Monte Cristo

Edmond: "I don't need a treasure bro.
Abbe: "Bro, why not bro?"
Edmond: "Because you're the only treasure to me, bro."
Abbe: "bro"

— Jan 04, 2026 12:13PM Add a comment

Britt is 13% done with The Count of Monte Cristo

Abbe be like: "We live in a society."

— Dec 29, 2025 05:15AM Add a comment

Britt is 9% done with The Count of Monte Cristo

Morel, you are a real one. Love you.

— Dec 23, 2025 12:35PM Add a comment

Britt is 2% done with The Count of Monte Cristo

Kirsten, had je niet een ietsje dunner boek kunnen uitkiezen als favoriet?

— Dec 04, 2025 12:35PM 1 comment

Britt is 50% done with My Sweet Audrina (Audrina, #1)

— Nov 06, 2025 09:42AM Add a comment

Britt is 73% done with The Stepford Wives

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Walterboss

— Oct 31, 2025 04:17AM Add a comment

Britt is 55% done with The Stepford Wives

— Oct 29, 2025 10:47AM Add a comment

Britt is 55% done with A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

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Britt is 10% done with A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

Hank, kijkend naar zijn luxe kamer op het hof: "What the fuck is this piece of shit?"

— Sep 18, 2025 04:45AM Add a comment

Britt is 77% done with The Republic of Thieves (Gentleman Bastard, #3)

Waarom moet er altijd SA in adult fantasy zitten?

— Sep 11, 2025 02:05AM Add a comment

The Republic of Thieves (Gentleman Bastard, #3)

Britt is on page 93 of 172 of River Out of Eden: A Darwinian View of Life

— Sep 08, 2025 12:44PM Add a comment

Britt is 40% done with The Republic of Thieves (Gentleman Bastard, #3)

— Sep 04, 2025 12:30PM Add a comment

Britt is 11% done with The Republic of Thieves (Gentleman Bastard, #3)

I'm so sorry Dan, but I don't care about the romance between Locke and Sabetha😭

— Aug 31, 2025 09:46AM Add a comment

Britt is on page 53 of 172 of River Out of Eden: A Darwinian View of Life

— Aug 13, 2025 02:30AM Add a comment

Britt is 53% done with The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1)

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Britt is 52% done with Sunrise on the Reaping (The Hunger Games, #0.5)

— Jul 29, 2025 04:43AM Add a comment

Britt is 51% done with The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (The Hunger Games, #0)

— Jul 22, 2025 01:22PM Add a comment

Britt is on page 542 of 578 of Red Seas Under Red Skies (Gentleman Bastard, #2)

"Jean, I would describe this turn off events as less than helpful."
Top 10 things to say when you're getting betrayed by a friend.

— Jul 09, 2025 12:18PM Add a comment

Britt is on page 342 of 578 of Red Seas Under Red Skies (Gentleman Bastard, #2)

— Jul 07, 2025 02:58AM Add a comment

Britt is on page 221 of 578 of Red Seas Under Red Skies (Gentleman Bastard, #2)

— Jul 02, 2025 04:54AM Add a comment

Britt is on page 160 of 578 of Red Seas Under Red Skies (Gentleman Bastard, #2)

— Jun 30, 2025 04:43AM Add a comment

Britt is 50% done with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5)

— Jun 15, 2025 12:05AM Add a comment

Britt is 15% done with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5)

— Jun 08, 2025 02:02PM Add a comment

Britt is on page 423 of 752 of The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1)

Jean, I'm so sorry I didn't like you at the beginning. I've seen the errors of my ways.

— May 08, 2025 01:42PM Add a comment

Britt is on page 223 of 752 of The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1)

— May 05, 2025 06:05AM Add a comment

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