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Invented a new monster: it’s a giant ferret and it represents the universal human desire to play in a box of dry macaroni

I’m gonna be so honest, I think the author just wanted to write a book where beautiful women piss on him

Gnawing on my shield

I have basically the same body type as Clara so it’s really nice to see a handsome man absolutely stupid over her body

I want to hit Isthvan over the head and scream “SHE WANTS YOU”

I cannot wait for Clara to finally crash out.

Love when a man is so stupidly in love with a woman that he acts like an idiot

I swear to god Ms. Kingfisher never misses

You’d think after a certain number of terrible decisions Liska would stop being a reckless idiot…

Thus far this feels like a bad Howls Moving Castle. It sucks because the folklore is so beautiful and interesting but the plot and characters are so stale.

You know when you can tell that an author is trying really hard to make the MMC hot asshole instead of just asshole?

My favourite stories are the ones when a 4/10 loser fumbles a 10/10 fairy queen baddie

Holy fuck