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Percy is on page 35 of 368 of Enchanted Creatures: Our Monsters and Their Meanings
Invented a new monster: it’s a giant ferret and it represents the universal human desire to play in a box of dry macaroni
Dec 10, 2025 11:17PM Add a comment
Enchanted Creatures: Our Monsters and Their Meanings

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Percy is 60% done with The Golden Ass
I’m gonna be so honest, I think the author just wanted to write a book where beautiful women piss on him
Sep 24, 2025 12:27PM Add a comment
The Golden Ass

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Percy is on page 151 of 445 of Paladin's Strength (The Saint of Steel, #2)
I have basically the same body type as Clara so it’s really nice to see a handsome man absolutely stupid over her body
Jul 23, 2025 07:45AM Add a comment
Paladin's Strength (The Saint of Steel, #2)

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Percy is 26% done with Paladin's Strength (The Saint of Steel, #2)
I want to hit Isthvan over the head and scream “SHE WANTS YOU”
Jul 17, 2025 07:42PM Add a comment
Paladin's Strength (The Saint of Steel, #2)

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Percy is on page 54 of 445 of Paladin's Strength (The Saint of Steel, #2)
I cannot wait for Clara to finally crash out.
Jul 12, 2025 05:25PM Add a comment
Paladin's Strength (The Saint of Steel, #2)

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Percy is on page 182 of 366 of Paladin's Grace (The Saint of Steel, #1)
Love when a man is so stupidly in love with a woman that he acts like an idiot
Jun 29, 2025 06:23PM Add a comment
Paladin's Grace (The Saint of Steel, #1)

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Percy is on page 47 of 366 of Paladin's Grace (The Saint of Steel, #1)
I swear to god Ms. Kingfisher never misses
Jun 22, 2025 04:23PM Add a comment
Paladin's Grace (The Saint of Steel, #1)

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