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we want romances between jaded time travelers and divorced librarians ONLY

this book started in a court and now we're in the frontier, panning for gold as religious tensions build and war looms on the horizon. beautiful, inspired, brilliant

ngl him working on a dystopian novel was a personal blow

reminds me of pizza girl (world's highest compliment)

for personal reasons i will be reading everything stephen king has ever written
i am not taking questions at this time

"Because the past isn't just obdurate; it's in harmony with both itself and the future" <3

i think i just need to accept i don't like romance lollll
like what do you mean you could have written a book about a cult and you're writing it about Some Man instead

am i about to have a full-blown stephen king phase now, as i'm pushing thirty? YES

just inject richelle mead's books directly into my bloodstream

I, too, am a Catlick

so far, this is like the selection if the selection wasn't FUCKING stupid
I'm going to take stars away from every book in that series because fuck the selection

full cast audiobook of my FAVORITE hp say less

my show is on!!

"oh, what a fun premise!" i think for the thousandth time. "i know it says romance but the premise seems good. i'm sure it'll be good"
i am wrong
the book will not be good
i have forgotten how much i hate romance
the heroine describes her man's dick in great detail
i gnaw off my own arm

oh, my god, SHUT THE FUCK UP

This book is dumb and horny like an episode of "The Tudors," and unfortunately it very much has a "big big huge tough grumpy scary man roar" and "tinylittleteenytinymeeklady" vibe going on but i'm having fun so

full cast audiobook full cast audiobook FULL CAST AUDIOBOOK

Sometimes I wish Goodreads had "garbage stars" and "real stars." Cause sometimes a book deserves 4 garbage stars, but zero real stars. And sometimes a book has literary merit but is no fun at all. I can give it 4 real stars and 2 garbage stars.