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I am finally reading this book series. it has been on my tbr for ages. Often people compare it to the marauders (lets not even mention that sometimes I look at Remus fanarts and apparently they are Neil's??) so i am invested.
I have no idea of what to expect.
I hope there's gay people here fr. and from the 1st chapter I already know they are all traumatised. so cool

I have to study bro

Eu também não sei porquê que estou a ler isto

"Hi Shannon"
"Hi Johnny"
I AM MELTING

Yes! The rumors are true!! I hate myself

Inês is making me read this

Olivia made me read this, but I am so confused . what.

“No, I ain’t seen nothing. I ain’t seen nothing. Matter of fact, I’m blind in my left eye and forty-three percent blind in my right eye. I don’t see much of nothing. Matter of fact, I can’t even see you, sir.”
I AM DYING. RK I WILL FOREVER HATING U FOR NOT GIVING ME REMIS BOOK OMFG

"remember killian?"
"pls dont tell me you're with your sister's boyfriend."
"what no"
"it can't be worse than that"
"he's his cousin"
"oh, for fuck sakes"

PLEASE LET ME DIE AODHIWNWHDJWMW LEVI IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE. HELP THE GUY 💀

I've been waiting to read this book for months. omfg.

"I actually found you a perfect nickname. Lotus Flower" 🎀

"am I being Gilmored right now?"
"yup, he's going full Emily on you"

NOT GILMORE GIRLS

I was listening to the audio book and they deleted it from ytb. this is my villain origin story, I fear.

I'm listening to the audio book while I crochet and suddenly this guy says "I am batman". sorry. THE LAUGH I JUST LAUGHED. he is so lego batman coded 💀💀💀

remembwr when I told u i was listening to the audio book cause he had an attractive voice?? well fuck that, I am falling in love with the girl. I love this woman omg

people on twitter told me the guys' voice from the audiobook was attractive, so im listening to the audiobook???
the dude is sk funny auhsjwjwja and the audio makes it so much better bye-
this is what i think it will happen to me when I comment "scrolling feels like a divorce" on random guys' from my fyp (JK! JK!)

just read the tattoo scene and the "I love it when you say my name" scene. I can pretty much say my depression is gone

"Warner is here" *brittany broski licks hand meme*

"I'll be good to you. I'll be good to you, Juliette." RAW. NEXT QUESTION.

"you're so stubborn" mind you this is my first impression of you (and I'm not mad abt it)

"you never want to cooperate. You wouldn't even play nice with your cellmate." but I can play nice with you sirr 😚 (im sorry)

"I'm going to feed the pigeons and reflect on my life choices like a true new yorker" GOODBYE.

they killed their father (i think) 😦 w-what.

she keeps saying "malachi hasn't spoken to me in weeks" in malachi is fact is fucking mute !!
I'm trying to fight for my place in heaven but this girl isn't helping

3 things
- I'm reading this cause Larry's mom read it and JSHSUWHWUBWUSVWBA I'm sorry
- the content warning is so scary pls seek help
- the girlie listening to taylor swift is so unserious I'm gonna die.

bet this one is gonna be funny, we move. 😔

the fucking cat is out there living THE life. I'm so jealous

"I don't need one[sense of humor]. I have a lot of money" raw. next question. (help)

"I always wanted to try and see what it's like to climb walls and windows for your beloved à la Shakespearean. Not too bad. Four out of five would recommend" GOODBYE.

"professor kayden" what this name sounds familiar...wait... OH MY GOD ITS KAYDEN SJHEUWBWHWVSHWBWUWB

"I'm in the process of courting your sister" GOODBYE.