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“Got me some of those Skims. It’s like a stretchy girdle made out of this slick material. That little Indian girl with the good birthing hips sells ’em. How do I look?” Said by someone’s grandma btw

I’m dying rn 😭😭

Ewwwwwww 😭😭 what is the new Goodreads icon

“I’d been woken up by McKenzie screaming because her c*nt was on fire—thanks to the hot sauce I made sure to pour into every used condom for that reason alone”
Drake would be proud 😭😭😭

All I ask for is a safe bully romance with no OW drama. Is that too much to ask for? 😓

“Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining.” - Gerard ‘Gibsie’ Gibson

Bella, sleep with one eye open, that’s all I’m saying 😾

How you gonna get mad at her for sitting next to your friend after you did the the devil’s tango, but five seconds ago, you were talking about how annoying it is when women get attached all the time 😒

“I hope they put you in a cell with someone named Bubba and he likes the looks of you” is an outrageous thing to say

having free time but being in a slump<<<<<

“If your dick is too small to get past my ass, that’s all you had to say.” QUEEN SHIT 🙏🙇‍♀️

“Dante asked as the song switched to Selena Gomez. Absentmindedly, I made a note to improve the music here.” THE SHADE IS REAL

when fmc’s make problems out of nothing 😭🙄

Declan is fr too fine. Every time he’s on the page I’m already screaming. I NEED a book on him.

Finn, I hope you go die in a ditch and thousands of rats come to nibble your penis off and mutilate your ugly face whilst you rot away

I need me some good hockey book recs PLSSS 😭🙏 i need a good one asap

Sibby has my whole f-cking heart istg 😭

I hate when I’m reading a good book, and it’s a slow burn, and then we walk into a scene with the MC getting his d-ck wet 😭 like do you lot right anything but manwhores

Okay, I literally take back what I said about this being good trash. It’s RUBBISH. Specifically, Hardin. Like this boy can’t be respectful for sh-t. I can’t even comprehend how different he is from the books and movies. Like he was terrible in the movies, but I am SHOCKED. Like you’re telling me that he unknowingly recorded a girl he was f-ing, without her consent. And sent it out for it to be shared. TRASH.

in a book slump rn 🖕🏽

I’ve realised that there’s nothing wrong with being a woman’s woman. Like, being ‘feminine’ and not liking boys as friends is okay, and not being able to talk to them is normal for some people. It’s natural to want to strengthen bonds with certain females only because they’re what makes you feel comfortable. And that’s totally fine.

Giving this a go. Big expectations so hope it goes good :)

Omg, our big bad Stravos’ turned into a little simp. Love when ‘masculine’ and ‘dominant’ men understand that fighting and showing affection for your girl doesn’t make you a pussy.

“Your dick looks like an old banana.” I MEAN, DID SHE LIE

Okay, Ms Siri here, is literally an icon. My girl’s getting kidnapped and then spanked cause she won’t listen and she has the audacity to say “the safe word is pineapple”. I love her so much.

This book is a lot already. Landon isn’t on my hood side rn for very obvious reasons if you’ve read the book (aka raping Everlee unknowingly) but we’ll see if he can earn any trust back. It’s very dark straight off the bat, but I kind of like it. Not for everyone though. That’s been made clear from the start.

GUYS WE’VE GOT A PLOT TWIST. It was an extremely well executed one. I was very undeserving until the last few lines that I started getting suspicious. It’s not the biggest surprise, but I had to share my slight shock.

I can’t with Theo. I literally can’t. I’m dying. I get where he’s coming from, but I can’t deal with him rn.

Sorry if I’m spamming anyone’s homepage, but god, I love Ruth. She’s such an icon. So this update is purely dedicated to her.

“About love. About how we often mistake love for fireworks—for drama and dysfunction. But real love is very quiet, very still. It’s boring, if seen from the perspective of high drama. Love is deep and calm—and constant.”

“She was the love of my life—she was my life—and I wasn’t ready to give her up. Not yet. Even though she had betrayed me, I still loved her.
Perhaps I was crazy, after all.”

F—K IT, NEVERMIND

“Now I saw the truth. Kathy hadn’t saved me—she wasn’t capable of saving anyone. She was no heroine to be admired—just a frightened, fucked-up girl, a cheating liar.”

THANK THE LORD