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“Oh, how I loathe you.”
“How unoriginal, Miss Al-Sayer, even coming from your pretty mouth. If you insist on remaining useless, at the very least be more interesting.”

he said "your pretty mouth"

"E.O.T.H."

shut up.....shut up....SHUT UPPPPPPP!!! 🥹🥹
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY ARE PERFECT!!!

"I'm going to kill him."

THIS IS SUCH A JACKS THING ISTG BYEEEEE
I can't provide the context because I don't want to spoil this scene for anyone, BUT YOU WILL KNOW WHEN YOU READ IT 😭😭😭 IJBOLING SO HARD RN

i am reading this so slowly beacuse I KEEP STOPPING TO STARE AT THE ILLUSTRATIONS OH MY GOD THEY ARE GORGEOUS

“Evangeline and I were just getting frisky until you interrupted things.”

sir, mind you....this is an YA book 🫪🫪

Here's my yearly post asking Sarah A. Parker to FREAKING ANNOUNCE THE NEXT BOOK IN THE CRYSTAL BLOOM SERIES OR I WILL KMS ON HER DOORSTEP!!!!!
I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE, SARAH!! I see people discovering this series and loving it now, and I'VE BEEN HERE WAITING FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS FFS!!!

"If she asked me to cut my heart out of my chest, I would have dug it out of my throat and put it on a plate for her."

where do I find one as pathetic and obsessed as this one???
give him to me eeeee

ohhh, to get fingered in a carriage by a hot vampire that calls you "good girl" 🫦🫦
anyway how is everyone doing??

“You’re the least hideous thing I have ever seen.”

oh my god and he is a romantic too???

“Where are you going?”
“To make sure my new wife has enough money to spend on the finest clothes she can find. She has sworn to bleed my pockets dry.”

oh, he is my ideal type of man: filthy rich 🫦🫦

772 pages.
That's how much the author decided to drag something that could have been solved in 2 pages of dialogue; all to create the worst miscommunication trope in existence.

soooo...is the author planning to let her FMC make at least one single right decision in this book or she will just continue to be the epitome of idiocy?..

"Make any noise, and I'll stop"

Oh...
Oh...
I'd be on this man's dick FOR DAYS because I wouldn't make a single sound 🫦🫦

Oh, hell no. DO NOT give me this "lack of communication to keep someone safe" bullshit 💀💀
It's my fault; I forgot how annoying Diem can be

Is anyone else already using Annotate app?
If yes, drop your username and let me add you 👀

No because you do not understand....i would literally DIE for this gargoyle!!! please i just want to hug him 🥹

"I couldn’t escape from thinking how perfect she might look if she plunged her hand into my chest, removed my heart, and gnawed its toughened tissue between her teeth until her clothes were stained red."

if he doesn’t say something like this about me then what is even the point?...

Every single man in this book is so fucking hot (not you, Callan) like please i would take all eight of them AT ONCE

I am literally only 10 pages in and my heart is already breaking
I just want to hug Sorin!! He might kill me, but i still just want to hug him please 😭😭😭 MY BABYYYYYYYYY

I need this book to stop giving me chapters in Sorin's POV because I really cannot take any more of this pain...please
HASN'T HE SUFFERED ENOUGH??? LEAVE HIM ALONE I BEG YOU

i feel like Scarlett is exactly what Aelin and Rowan's daughter would be like because the way she JUST SPILLS EVERYONE'S TEA??? Some ✨Rowan-level artcraft✨

"He didn’t bother to tell her that all she had to do was say the word, and he’d be on his knees before her. That he would crawl through every darkness, every flame, and every shadow to worship her in every way possible."

what obscure, occult rituals do i need to pursue to get me a man like this?...

He brought her hands to the back of the sofa, then he whispered into her ear, “Do not let go.”

. . . . . . .

“We are a family. We choose each other. We claim each other. We challenge each other, push each other, listen to each other."

me reading this acting like i am also part of their found family please, I am begging, please let me be part of it..please, i am desperate...

I mean....if you asked me about the plot, i would say it seems to be plotting better than the first book...
but don't ask me about the characters.....they're making me feel like this

"She could pretend the stars still shone in all their brilliance. She could pretend she could truly hear his voice, and this wasn’t all a dream."

122 pages of pain....give my girl a break, I cannot do this anymore

“And as long as I owe you, I cannot forget it. I think of you—of the debt I owe you—and I cannot rid my mind of the thoughts. It is like a fever.”

it took this book 500 pages to finally give me ONE reason to not regret not DNFing it!!!!

“But really, how old are you?”
“Three hundred sixty-three years old.”

a man mature and old enough for me 🫦🫦🫦

why....why are we going around kissing everybody?.....why is everyone kissing everyone?...
what is going on?.....

the shortest chapter in this book so far has been 23 pages long, and about half of them could have been edited out....