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Forgot how wonderful this book is.

The crowd, having been promised nothing, felt cheated, having received nothing.

Turns out, 1800s British people were pretty problematic! Other than that, the adventures are fun. Hated the really lengthy Mormon departure in the 1st novella & the 2nd was just okay.

God damn, he writes pretty

Oh god I take it back, does he have the mind of a child?!

Please please please please be enemies-to-lovers

I am thrilled. This is like Brandon Sanderson writing a Jane Austen plot. Gimme!

This is bullshit. Hope you all were looking for some beautiful writing & ~3 cry sessions.

This is a very long book. I plan to finish by 2024.

“Drinkin’, fightin’, and stealing cows is what they like best. Listen, Magrat, I’d rather have ‘em in here pissin’ out than outside pissin’ in. There’s more of them and they’ll make your ankles all wet.” - Nanny Ogg, on pixies

Ok it’s the fourth wing of a squadron, not an animal with four wings

“I heard the Empire has a tyrannical and repressive government!”
“What form of government is that?” said Ponder Stibbons.
“A tautology,” said the Dean.

Didn’t realize how invested I was in Elend until Tweedle Dee started roasting him. Leave Britney (Elend) alone!!!

My chick at a party asking her crush if he ever raped/killed a slave felt like the highest stakes game of Never Have I Ever.

I don’t know what I was expecting, but so far, she does…lay there…dying