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‘He would release any of his gang members who wanted to follow Jesus.’
God is good God is great say it with me nowwwwwwewwwwwwww

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‘Did you really lose a tooth? Or did you just show up like Prince Valiant to rescue me and whisk me away on your noble steed?”
His mouth twitched. “It’s been many years since I owned a noble steed.”
“And I suppose your armor is a bit rusty?”
“Yes, it is.”
She leaned toward him. “But you’re still a hero.”
His smile, faint as it was, faded away completely

RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Re-read :)))

Clearly I’m not reading whatever everyone else is because the goodreads awards this year??? The choice u have to pick from… and I don’t know a single book. And they all look terrible lol

I feel like I should tab this book it has such cute moments

I’m so uncomfortable rn the auntie creeps me tf out.

I thought this was about a magical circus or sumn?? Had to double check I was reading the right book multiple times lmao

I’m getting really fucking tired of the back and forth with ‘right now’ chapters and ‘back then’ ‘elsewhere’. And after whatever the fuck I just read ‘…and then i woke up’. PLEASE STOP

I <3 Vampires 🧛‍♀️!

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In 6 pages and there’s already a spelling mistake….‘Investments. I MOVES around a bit, but that’s all’

‘You want to end earth and heaven because you got fired from being gods hype machine?’ As if the most disturbing paragraph did not come before that and that was trinity’s response can we stop putting modern words in books it really throws me off and makes me cringe 😭😭

Of course zayne and trinity are both at fault but zayne is such a fucking ass. Like who does he think he is talking to trin like that I don’t think so