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“You didn’t come back last weekend!”
“And now I require your permission to go somewhere? Do you take pleasure in knowing I’m over there . . . pining for you?”

holy xheeeeseeballsss

“I wish you’d stop saying that, sir, since I feel very strongly about your daughter and not in a sisterly way.”

he's so noob huhuhu 😂

she's so messed up

this book's characters are so dramatic and hilarious i love it LMAO

“Melody, of course, is the first to cry. I swear, this bitch should’ve been born into a One Tree Hill episode. The drama is always high when she’s in the room.”

ohwhahaha omy he's so noob 🤧

“Us. Licking each other’s ice creams.
She is tasting my sourness.
As I devour her sweetness.”

BWHHAHHAAH so funny

this is so slow

“He stares me directly in the eyes. “You say that I’m afraid of being alone, and it’s true. I am. And I’m not proud of it. But you need to take a good look at yourself, Anna, because I am not the only one in this room who suffers this problem.”

aaaaaa

“But if I hadn’t dragged you out to dance—”

“Anna.” Étienne speaks slowly. “You didn’t make me do anything I didn’t want to do.”

huhuh

i so knew this would happen but thats still crazyy. potential bf and bestie.. but isnt that the same thing to happen with mer if st clair and anna happened??? i mean there's degree of friendships but still. damn

sleepover this is so funnn

sleeepoveerr this isss soooo funn

“In other words, it’s the point from which all other distances in France are measured.” St. Clair clears his throat. “It’s the beginning of everything.”

I look back up. He’s smiling.

“Welcome to Paris, Anna. I’m glad you’ve come.”

soo cutee

“Connor is so nice. So unaffected. I miss American men.”

lmaoo

this is so funnn im so excitedd

piggy back omg so cutee

lmaooo they're so upfront that it's so funny. jack is giving chalant ahh

huhu im lowk bored

“ “Hello hi to you. You’re not my Remifer.”

vrooo

omg what the helly.. on national television also.. bhwhahaha

“You eliminate the parts of your life that others find strange—maybe that’s what everyone means when they say they want to “cure” me.”

weird weird weird

the tension is so there it's so funny to read LMAOOOO

wth that fast??

"charlesflorek has tagged me in a photo. My chest tightens as I study it. Charlie must have been shooting before he asked if I was ready. It’s me, staring at the camera, staring at him. There’s a gentle smile on my mouth, and my eyes are warm. I look happy—no, it’s stronger than happiness. I look like I’m at peace. The caption is short. He’s only used one word. Alice.”

im so crying oh my god OH MY

“What’s wrong?” Charlie asks.
I look down at him. “I’ve been smiling too much,” I tell him.
Charlie’s eyes flash with delight. “No such thing.”

AWWWW

“I can’t believe it was you all this time,” Charlie says. “And now you’re here.”

fate is funny and cool like that

“You’ve turned a very red shade of red,” Charlie says. “It’s cute.”
“Shut up.”
“Don’t worry,” he adds. “It’s a good one.”
“You’ve read it?”
“I flipped through it in the drugstore. Think of me when you get to page 179.”

he's so noob huhuhu

WHAT THE FREAKING HELL I LOVE THIS BOOK AND ALEC's TASTE IN MUSIC wth rolemodel was just mentioned brooo

“She swiped at her tears and shook her head. “I just—”
“Why are you crying if this is what you want?”

freaking hell im so lonely