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I’ll give this book another shot some other time ngl i’m not in the mood but it’s cute

Eating this up rn

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KNOT KNOT KNOT KNOT

The Nines Rodriguez vibes that Lowe gives… VTMB crumbs

Naming your kid Misery has to be some fucked up nominative determinism

And it only took 402 pages for the misunderstanding from book 2 to be resolved! At least it was worth it

297 pages and the misunderstanding still hasn’t cleared up I’m going to strangle someone

Will Herondale is a dilf and a great father. Tessa good job honey.

OH.

No one writes yearning like she does my god Cassandra you are a saint

So far I’ve had to take 4 breaks so I don’t start crying. The clockwork princess epilogue trauma is real.

Wendell🤝Cardan = Faerie kings who send letters to their mortal wives begging to return to them

"Dude, anyone ever tell you that you look like a young Samuel L. Jackson?" Dean demands, stealing the words right out of my mouth.
Roy's massive shoulders set in a rigid line. "Ahhh, I get it, ‘cause all us brothas look the same to you, right?" CAN YOU SAY THAT😭

Officially don’t care

Oomfs ignore this

“All shining eyes and rosy excitement, she spurred a lust storm in his stomach.” You and your lust storm need to die.

Literally just shoot me with a gun. I’m gonna clock out atp and skim ok?

“Finger banging” should be in no one’s vocabulary

“And he went, because there was no choice to make, melding their open lips together, followed by a wet mating of tongues.” Block me.

“How many summers have you seen?” BROTHER BE NORMAL JUST SAY “How old are you” WHY IS THERE A NEED FOR MENTAL GYMNASTICS

I wish there was more time before these motherfuckers started getting horny. I do not know you people. I am not rooting for you. You are unrelatable and bland.

What are we even doing.

Don’t thrust me into the action I don’t know you people

This sort of feels like those first few episodes of Supernatural where you see dumb American teenagers doing stupid shit and getting killed by it, but also a whole lot of misogyny and problematic shit that you’d never expect from Dean?? Completely unrelated fandoms but feels like that. They all absolutely suck and I mean HOW was this so normalized back then? Every character is absolutely horrendous here.

Oh, you thought show Elena was bad? GET A LOAD OF THIS WHINY, SPOILED, CONNIVING BITCH! I’m so sorry Nina Dobrev you were actually much nicer than this wench

READY FOR FAE MAY

Clap if you’re surprised… Right

Is she fucking stupid? A fortune teller trades you valuable information in exchange for your sleep and you complain? Good info and good sleep and you’re complaining?