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"Dude, anyone ever tell you that you look like a young Samuel L. Jackson?" Dean demands, stealing the words right out of my mouth.
Roy's massive shoulders set in a rigid line. "Ahhh, I get it, ‘cause all us brothas look the same to you, right?" CAN YOU SAY THAT😭

Officially don’t care

Oomfs ignore this

“All shining eyes and rosy excitement, she spurred a lust storm in his stomach.” You and your lust storm need to die.

Literally just shoot me with a gun. I’m gonna clock out atp and skim ok?

“Finger banging” should be in no one’s vocabulary

“And he went, because there was no choice to make, melding their open lips together, followed by a wet mating of tongues.” Block me.

“How many summers have you seen?” BROTHER BE NORMAL JUST SAY “How old are you” WHY IS THERE A NEED FOR MENTAL GYMNASTICS

I wish there was more time before these motherfuckers started getting horny. I do not know you people. I am not rooting for you. You are unrelatable and bland.

What are we even doing.

Don’t thrust me into the action I don’t know you people

This sort of feels like those first few episodes of Supernatural where you see dumb American teenagers doing stupid shit and getting killed by it, but also a whole lot of misogyny and problematic shit that you’d never expect from Dean?? Completely unrelated fandoms but feels like that. They all absolutely suck and I mean HOW was this so normalized back then? Every character is absolutely horrendous here.

Oh, you thought show Elena was bad? GET A LOAD OF THIS WHINY, SPOILED, CONNIVING BITCH! I’m so sorry Nina Dobrev you were actually much nicer than this wench

READY FOR FAE MAY

Clap if you’re surprised… Right

Is she fucking stupid? A fortune teller trades you valuable information in exchange for your sleep and you complain? Good info and good sleep and you’re complaining?

Vampire cuck chair….

“Then she stopped in front of a dress shop.
Three stories high, made of all glass to better display brightly lit gowns in every material and shade. The color of late-night laughter, early-morning sunshine and waves crashing around ankles.” WHATS THE COLOR

“Julian's expression sharpened; hair dark as wet feathers shadowed a brow pulled tight.” Literally what are we talking about

The writing is pissing me off “buttery illumination” headass just tell me whats happening

My bad for freaking out yall he back eeee

Actually i just realized no one is making me read those previous 30 pages w the kripkes so fuck you im not doing that and goodbye

I need something to happen again

I know it isn’t srs because I just refuse to believe 🙏

Jesus this took a turn

I thought Alice lost her Lethe flask when she was pulled in??? How does she still have it???? Hello???

😃what

Super fun to read so far!!!!