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It’s been like- two weeks-

Only a little over halfway through, and I’ve known these are the most skimmable 363 (soon to be 573) pages I’ve read in a long while.

I need someone to tell me where the author pulls these names from. On the one hand you have Darken Rahl (M), Shota (F), and Kahlan (F)—all names with a dotted, red underline btw. And on the other, you have Richard, Rachel, Carl, Sara, etc. etc.

Guy lowkey stalked her and after 3 weeks professed his love…

umm…

Exhibit A: Boys with Low EQ
Exhibit B: Boys as Pigs

BETROTHAL??? WDYM BETROTHAL??? Y’ALL MET MAYBE THREE MONTHS AGO AND STILL HAVEN’T GONE A DATE

guys are so strange