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molly I know you’re seeing these. and you were right this pacing is horrid

if you don’t like shallan in this I’m sorry you’re kind of a loser

shallan you are not paranoid enough. that man does NOT like your company that much

dalinar CALM DOWN pleaseeee. paranoid mf

THEY WERENT MARRIED??????????

what if the house just really loves hetslop have we considered that

“back of page 117” mention, I flip to page 117, SEX SCENE. COME ON

HOUSE OF LEAVES IS A BOOK IN UNIVERSE??? I feel like I’m going insane reading this

I can’t believe this much has happened and im not even halfway through. this book is so insane

formatting going off the rails… SCARY

oh they weren’t lying about the sex scenes

how am I supposed to track my progress on this thing 💔💔

big fan of whatever alice and peter have going on

kind of sad that brown is taking a hard stance on the church via the antagonists when angels and demons felt a bit more respectful

OH YOU THINK YOURE SOOOO FUNNY DONT YOU. WHAT THE FUCK

starting tomorrow oh I’m sureeeee

do NOT pop an airpod in to listen to this while on vacation w your family because you WILL have to sit through a sex scene

me when christopher farnsworth novel about the strange and supernatural 😛😛😛

THE CHINA SHADE OUT OF LEFT FIELD???

"hi my name is jack grew and i love ceremonies and sacrifices and shit but NOT women!!!"

WHITE BOY STEP AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENCY

Jack grew going in the collection of guys im putting in my pocket

Jack is my favorite I’m so biased I fear

this is a stupid book and i hate the fact that im gonna have to go back to the communal dorm bookshelf and return it. with my luck i will run into one of my RAs