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Im sorry but Aaron is just straight up Draco Malfoy, there’s simply no way around it. I was wondering why is was based in Britain when the author is Australian, and now I know why.

Please let this end I cannot read the word groovy anymooooore

I’m apparently 21% through the book and the introduction is STILL going, to my great and utter dismay. I would like to read the manifesto, not the overwrought academic word soup that is so up its academia ass it has no meaning to anyone without a PHD in philosophy and prattles on with utter disregard for readability. May the lord forgive me, for I am but a silly little fool.

I like that Cardan’s friends may all be assholes who hate Jude, but they all collectively will laugh at Loc for being a cheating wretch. Honestly, slay.

“If I cannot be better than them, I will become so much worse.”

Honestly my life’s motto so glad to see the crazy represented.

Are we tryna get we the magical racist here? Cause I’m not down with that shit.

I have 20 minutes left to the audiobook and they’ve apparently just now figured out they can, in fact, do other stuff than fuck!! Wow! Congrats! Yoohoo!

“Hey bbg, I know you experienced food insecurity as a child so I just wanted to let you know that I can make all of THREE dishes to feed you well because my Michelin star chef of an ex taught me 😏😏”

The level of aura loss is actually astounding

Good lord is that man a fucking unbearable simp (with a sex addiction) 🥲 Like maybe take it down a notch ? Ew dude

I wanted to give Sue Lynn Tan another chance because her prose is lush and beautiful (and because the cover of her books keep drawing me in 😅) but her protagonists remain as unbearable as ever…

This is shaping up to be my worst disappointment of the year by a landslide

Baddie I have high hopes, please don’t break my heart.

“The English language began as an upheaval; I am not protecting it when I try to guard it against change. The Jesus Christ of it, Chaucer, walked across the water telling dirty jokes, made twenty stories stretch to feed a million people, spelled the word “cunt” five ways, performed miracles.”

This is perhaps the greatest metaphor ever put to paper.

This will never end. I am never going to be finished with this book, and no matter how much I love Ginny, I would really like for it to end at some point.

Men and their breeding kinks 🤷🏻‍♀️🤨

I would die for Matthew Cuthbert