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Finally it’s coming to light

So they acknowledge Star Wars…. Interesting

Ehhh why lie

And what were you going to say

The unicorn Frappuccino was not good

What kind of friend are you

The person they cast was definitely not a “science hottie”

“She would have loved to have someone in her life, but she doubted it was in store for her…Maybe spending so many years alone had warped her in some fundamental way and that was why she seemed to be unable to develop a true romantic connection” me before Ben

Shoutout to Barby for letting me borrow her copy of Love Hypothesis

Oh not really a transition

Spoiler alert much

I hate this trope

I wonder why she’s not getting them

It’s so crazy I’ve never read Fahrenheit 451 before

omg when will this book end

Girl you stupid

I’m surprised it took them this long to speculate that

How are they just ignoring what happened

Omg she pissing me off