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what do you mean you and your best friend are both pining for each other, deciding not to tell one another...but decide to finally cross that sexual tension line that has always existed between you and become fuck buddies.

in 1915.

france.

during WWI.

in the front line.

in the trenches-

WAR IS SO GAYYYY

why is WWI so emo and gay?

i love this so much

hermione is so fucking smart i love her jesus

it’s like i am on acid

“oh nooo, if we don’t fuck, i die, but if we do hell breaks loose” hahahah looove

never thought i would be reading about a vampire doing yoga ahahha

oh my god he is so attractive … i am having trouble breathing

BRO WTF 🤕

guys, i am already crying

"hate could feel strangely like something else" OOP-!!

"sorry. i had another thing come up."
"was the thing that came up your penis?"
"i beg your pardon?"

AHAHAHAH

but wait- why does the brothel sound kinda fun? 🫢

"You used to date Hark, right?" Tisha asks, lifting her head. After a handful of tries, she manages to lean it against her closed fist.
"Which one is he, serial killer or Tesla fanboy?"
"Neither. But he is emotionally unavailable. At least he has been open about the fact that there's someone else and he can't reciprocate my feelings. It's refreshing, after my ex fucked around on me." OOP

SIR- 😮‍💨

"One night, Maya and I met at the bar. I asked her if I could buy her a drink. Remember what you told me?"
I shake my head, dazed.
"That you were in a relationship. And I was devastated. But I asked, if your boyfriend was ever foolish enough to let you go, that you let me know, because I'd come knock at your door. And I'm grateful that you did, love."
Love."

iconic behavior

j just love shadow with all my heart

🎶 and you're hot
then you're cold
you're yes
then you're no
you're in
and you're out
you're up
and you're down 🎶

LIKE JESUS PICK A LANE OMG- i can't wirh the indecision

this is a mess tbh

i am just flabbergasted with everything that is going down... rebecca pls, wtf