I'm howling, this is wonderful
“You find me ugly, don’t you?” [...]
“Hideous,” he said. “A hag of a woman.”
“And you,” he said. “You don’t think me a handsome man?” [...]
“Had you crawled out from under my bed when I was a child, I would have bludgeoned you to death with my father’s mace.”
— Apr 10, 2026 11:37AM
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