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i love samwell but my god it took me a month to get through his chapter

ser jorah petitioning himself for the cuck chair has me weak

fuck you chett!!

the fact that sansa is still stupid really baffles me

rip renly

tyrion x shae is so cute i can’t help it

please tyrion pleeeease let me like you

yeah i don’t like catelyn or her sister lysa. straight weirdos

ohhhh catelyn what did you just do girl

sansa is so annoying thank the gods we’ve only had one chapter through her eyes so far

pushing a child off a ledge….yeah this series gonna be heat

wren- is an awful liar and everyone can see through it
wren- continues to lie anyways

so far i want to punch ana for being so meek and spineless, punch margot for being deluded, and punch lily for being secretive about her relapse despite having the literal best support system there is

FUCKKKKKK NOT DOBBY!!!!!????

NOT HEDWIG??!!!!!!! BRO WHAT

harry becoming obsessed with malfoy is lowkey annoying

harry’s dumbass will never learn to leave things alone

i hope draco gets his neck wrung

dumbledore got too much aura i’m here for it

god please make it end

overly pretentious. at this point i’m too far to quit so i’m just waiting to get this over with

kafka possibly in love with his mom… Ok

i don’t know…..this feels like a fever dream. not in the good way

kafka is actually so dumb letting a stranger take him into the woods with no way of contacting anyone if he gets hurt

this book is WEIRD…

reading this to my boyfriend as a bedtime story and i don’t have a clue what this book is trying to convey other than word salad

damn james is really a dickhead

sincerely fucking hate umbridge
i hope someone shoots her dead in her toad face with a nuclear missile

aaaand fudge is majorly pissing me off. you willfully ignorant cow i hope you CHOKE