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reading this to my boyfriend as a bedtime story and i don’t have a clue what this book is trying to convey other than word salad

damn james is really a dickhead

sincerely fucking hate umbridge
i hope someone shoots her dead in her toad face with a nuclear missile

aaaand fudge is majorly pissing me off. you willfully ignorant cow i hope you CHOKE

harry pissing me off…. mrs weasley pissing me off….. who’s next

GOD BLESS DOBBY !!!

oh hagrid….poor thing

the bromance has rekindled :’) i felt so much sadness reading about harry’s struggles. poor fella

harry for champion!!!

mad eye moody…yet another dark arts teacher…hope this one lasts!

ludo understands whimsy!!

dudley being the size of a small killer whale…relatable

he won the cup!!! i’m totally not crying tears of joy rn

malfoy getting pelted with mud…..excellent

i’m going to say fuck it i like professor lupin

love how we’re gonna ignore the sneakoscope going off on the train!

need harry to go bad and curse the dursley’s asap

it can’t be haggy!!!!!!!!!!

dobby is getting on my NERVES just spill it already!!!

can’t stand the wrong place wrong time trope. poor harry and ron can’t catch a break. i hope draco drowns <3

very curious as to why they couldn’t enter the platform

god i love fred and george

snape i will wring your greasy ass neck!! leave my boy alone

okay…liking hermione now. you win!!!!!!!!!

hermione stop being annoying challenge: level impossible

need a feast like that fr

harry befriending ron so quickly makes my heart happy

thank god i was hootin and hollerin when hagrid burst in and saved my boy!!!

fuck the dursley’s i hope the owls eat their eyeballs out

this book is actually entrancing