19th century fabulists: "oh medieval people believed the earth was flat"
actual medieval people: "so, having descended to the centre of the earth and found Satan stuck in the middle like a plug in a hole, we had to climb down his body until we came to the earth's centre of gravity, then gravity flipped and we turned around and climbed UP his legs. Did you know the Antipodes has no landmass, only ocean?"
— Jan 16, 2026 12:54PM
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