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that was sweet, in a really sad way

eugh

my online library card is “expired” 😟 SOMEONE HELP ME

TONI

Toni... I'm noticing a theme

That is not coco-cola.

This is the opposite of what I should take away from this chapter but I’m REALLY feeling the appeal of being a rockstar’s girlfriend

Simon Simon woah this is not alright this is wayyy to soon and you have gf this is wild

I hate it when men get pep talks they always end up scary

Re-listening to this scene as a young adult always makes me go 🤨

girl is that the hill you plan to die on??? nasty.

💐

one of the best YAs to ever YA

also, Marshall would be a 67 fiend😔

This is the laziest plot device EVER my heart is broken

When you both know ball 😻😻😻

i was judging but back in the day you just loved the first person you found, and they’re doing pretty alright

when you break into dance after solving inheritance homework (you’re in a room full of people)

This romance isn’t golden ratio-ing like freshman me believed

she’s so me and I’m so tired of college apps

“but really, what is the difference between a cult and a boyfriend” PREACHHHHHHH

Get out (2013)

I’m looking forward to my future clauses of desire. Also my Gala is narcissistic and stuck in the bf phase. Can she be exchanged?

I take it all back….all back. They’re going to find her list AHHHHHHHHHHHH but also she’s dumb for writing her evil objectives out and slipping them into a folder

Omg you guys gotta be roommates. Not those kinda of roommates but kind sisterly ones OMG YOURE ABOUT TO GET EVERYONE FIRED. Make things right in a self-sacrificing way that doesn’t explode your whole life pls

Kaitlyn you evil sower of discord

I don’t like the “I don’t have to be nice to anyone” mindset at all. Grow and change and freaking work on yourself girl

Twist of the mf world. Why is he so proud ugh.

He loves you, GIRL HE LOVES YOU. He also deserves the right to ghost you.