Ami > Recent Status Updates

I’ve never seen anyone fumble so badly. NEVER.

I misheard that phrase I REALLY MISHEARD THAT PHRASE

someone tell these people to quit doing it all the time

“but this baby’s getting a h***job” last original sentence. Someone destroy my ears

help me omg I miss when my assigned class readings didn’t have any s… scenes

This audiobook narration is way too detailed

woah.

I really don’t think that’s how tv works…

I’m evil so I want them together

Killing Sarah right now would save this whole novel

awww they get to be conservative together🙄🙄

I’ve read so many long depressing books that this short depressing book is genuinely making me excited

this narrator (the author) is already pmo

You go girl. Kiss that swan

Norah’s destined to be the main character

oh you codependent little freaks

THERES STILL ANOTJER HOUR

so so so repetitive. If I’m choosing to suffer through this 21 hour audiobook, at least grant me the dignity of believing that I can remember plot points without providing a summary every single time

ohhhhhhh noooooooo

making the Ken dolls kiss will have consequences…

just kiss each other omg, I swear it’d be less toxic than whatever this is. Only at 50% and I desperately want to be elsewhere

affair-maxing, nice.