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ok so things have taken a turn at jurassic park :( but i honestly think most of this could’ve been avoided if a women were part of the team and that’s why i think i should’ve been there

this is lulling me to sleep. i’ve retained nothing!

jurassic park being a project run by a silicon valley biotech startup… ok are they hiring?!

THE FALL OF PETER KAVINSKY

arrested development reference !!!

lara jean song covey is much needed representation for quirky half asian girls who can’t drive #weexist

peter kavinsky … now that’s a blast from the past …

um her dad tells her the first and middle names of the babies he delivers…? hipaa does not exist in the haniverse

I AM LARA JEAN !!!!!

yeah i wouldn’t be forgiving her tf?

he just described her eyes as mountain dew green and also she named her daughter “diem” like carpe diem

idk if i’m rocking w this one! it’s time travel/space/physics sci fi and im obviously more of a biology sci fi fan
also the multiple povs jumping through time is so confusing

yeah … i’m gonna need all men locked up until further notice … and ykw mark zuckerberg ill be in ur city soon

i knew i was gonna be mad

hey so when does the kissing start

i love the bartholomew gargoyle. i’m imagining all the gargoyles as those rock trolls from frozen.

“unconditional positive regard” 🙂‍↕️

not a character literally saying “it’s kind of crazy how well this all worked out” … yeah … ur in a book … colleen wrote it like that …

colleen hoover WJAT THE HELLLLLLLLL

she just asked her date to get her an iced chocolate milk at this poetry slam at a club …

i wonder what tjr’s husband thinks when he reads the way she writes about the feeling of kissing a woman for the first time

this book just explained gravity to me

everyone is pmo

this is batshit

i like love this weirdo

i’m being such a bad reader like i’m enjoying this book but i’m not at all motivated

NO WAY SHE JUST NAME DROPPED ELEPHANT BAR !!! she’s a local FOR REAL

this is kind of giving me a headache hearing “gyatt” and “rizzler” and “the tiktok algorithm” out loud

she’s pmo

OUH YEAHHH!!!