chandra > Recent Status Updates

all im hearing is a bunch of people not doing their jobs

this is the stupidest book i’ve ever read

ok matching watercolor tattoos

garrett and hannah are going to give me a stomach ulcer

if he buys this **** *** i’m gonna lose it

dean trying to convince the harvard law student to sacrifice what she wants so she doesn’t ruin things for the business major with no plan … i’m po’d

can they stop having sex and get serious for the love of god

i can’t believe how obsessed with sex these people are
how do they get anything done

this is insane actually like i’m loling

she looks like olivia munn …?

i hope she goes to harvard still 🫣

saying “ew” to islands in the stream but wanting to do exile at karaoke … bitch u lost me completely

imagining the pre date nausea of going out w an nfl player 😵‍💫🤮🤩

NOOOOOOOOOO

now why is she in a play written by brett cavanaugh

a professional rodeo cowboy telling an art history major that she’s not living in the real world … oh babes i have news for you

another reason to be avoidant: even if i fall in love, they might die

so many girls in the sorority house had bulimia that it broke the plumbing … like maybe i’m too woke but

i’m shocked every time she mentions that she got cheated on THREE times

already misty eyed

listening at work like this 🙂

i’m getting pissed off

i’m torn between “i’m never having kids what if ur son starts doing this shite!” and “how are you like okay with your 18 year old doing deals with foreign dignitaries?”
like i either feel bad for his parents or think they might be stupid not sure yet

now why would she go in there

“Everyone has odd little genetic variations, but intersex variations are stigmatized because they're a threat to social structures dependent on binary sex models. Other people's socio-political anxieties lead to damage being inflicted on our bodies and psyches.”

TEEHEE!

what does it say about me that i’m convinced i would get an A on this midterm 😏

carl sagan mentioned ??
also this book is making me woker

listening at 1.5x bc i can’t do this any more

they used yelp to find a delivery place and ordered pizza over the phone
what year was this published?