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Thank you Geoffrey Hosking! You are so boring but thanks to you I didn’t fail Russian history!

My professor goes “guess what.. these sonnets are about a guy” and waits for a crazy reaction as if we don’t go to the gayest school in the country we all know this

It’s as romantic as romantic poetry gets. Sappy and eye roll inducing. Not my favorite though I did enjoy du Bellays Rome poems

Favorite Shakespeare so far

E tu brute?

Boring yawning

Say what you might about tamsyn Muir but you must give her credit for somehow sneaking in a Eminem reference in the middle of an intergalactic necromantic apocalypse happening event

All I can think abt is that Marie Antoinette quote “a boy shall be a son of France, but you Marie Therese shall be mine”

The words “I threw on my pizza print sweatshirt” are sending me into a rage spiral

I’m ready to hate-read this but let’s see if it proves me wrong

I’m not finishing this sorry it’s too long maybe later

It was great and then he wants to fuck his sister