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'less than 10% chance of survival'
i can't take this book seriously

100 bucks billy killed her

dawg no way the main love interest is already in a relationship?! *shoots myself*

i can't even imagine crying reading this, all i feel is burning wrath for almost every single person who is hurting lily and kath at the highest degree. why the fuck can't people live and let live?!? legitimately why the fuck does it matter who she loves???? i'm so pissed off, i haven't been this enraged at a good plotline in ages

i can't believe i'm typing this about a fictional teenager but i wish a truck ran over shirley. she's such a hypocrite for dating that guy (iykyk) and then calling out lily for "being associated with" kath IN DISGUST??? i hope a truck runs her over and over tbvh. she almost legitimately ruined my girl's life. GOD.

i could DEVOUR this yum

been so long since i waited for night to descend only to open the pages of a book and be lost in its aesthetics; i truly can't get enough of the story

is this how i discover i have a type in women? (tommy andrews impersonator, you'll be the death of me🫣😩🥵🤤)

they're speaking like detectives oh my shylaaass :(

oh! so the usa never moved forward from the 1950s! they were deporting people with false allegations under the name of nationalism then and they are doing it now! bravo! we love the usa! (i'm gonna get diarrhea reading this, i know)

you know a book is smashing good when its tiny font doesn't bother you and you charge your lamp specifically to read it

oh how dearly i love nyc historical fiction sigh

someday i will be writing a five star review for a five star book, but today is not that day.

i'm sorry what the actual fuck is the jason groupchat i'm wheezing

okay, maybe this isn't THAT bad

"It's one thing to get shot down by a total stranger. Another entirely to crash and burn with the mother of your child."

Yeah Jason, if i were as dumb as you I wouldn't hold high hopes for this reasonable version of your wife to take up on your offer either.😐

the misogyny in this book is going to make me throw hands. what do you mean this old as fuck married guy can't sleep beside another woman because he thinks he'll have sex with her otherwise??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS AUTHOR.

"..gorgeously feminine curve of the building."

I'LL RIP OFF MY HEAD.

NO WAY HE USED THE FIG TREE EXAMPLE AND DIDNT GIVE IT CREDIT WTF

growing up i used to idolize nolan and perhaps blake crouch was a big nolan fan to have written this masterpiece(ofshit) but damn, this reads exactly like an inception fanfic🥲 and just to be clear, now i find inception to be pretty mediocre too.

there's something clearly wrong with me to not even like this book even though it seems fine idk

"proton-smacking-sex"

first in my bloodline to read these words btw

wow, this is like a black mirror episode lol

i never thought ANYTHING could top the anime but nana and hachi's parallel introduction had me sobbing I LOVE THIS UGH.

i'm thinking... maybe it's demons summer.

i had such a hunch about every single plot twist because i believe jason dessen is me and i am jason dessen (i made a joke)

anyone i can buddy read dark matter with please lmk!! also if i can rant you about this because it's so holy shit i gulped 60 pages yesternight

guys, i promise i'll share a really profound review when i read a really profound book i haven't lost my game guys you must have faith

whoa, our protagonist is a crazy pos.

this zen dude really needs to chill out😭