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little did they know liz truss would be outlasted by a lettuce

blake’s funny, i like her

what bugs me is that although yrsa’s on a london service from cambridge, king’s cross st pancras is the tube station; king’s cross and st pancras on national rail are two separate stations and the train she’s on will terminate at king’s cross

choking has since become illegal under the 2026 crime and policing act

being cast in horrible histories is either the best thing you could do or the biggest regret, entirely dependent on the series

i don’t think damien liked his ego being struck

okay but was he living in countryside home county or luton?

“we’d set up gran’s old PS5”

i get that the book is set in the 2050s, but the idea of a PS5 being called “old” just doesn’t sit right with me